Eminem - Rap God (Audio)(MP3_320K)

[00:02.17] Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings

[00:04.92] But I'm only going to get this one chance

[00:08.91] Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

[00:12.67] Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

[00:17.70] If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,

[00:20.95] And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

[00:23.98] You were just what the doctor ordered

[00:25.42] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[00:27.67] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[00:31.67] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[00:34.92] They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

[00:37.42] But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

[00:39.67] I got a laptop in my back pocket

[00:41.42] My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

[00:42.91] Got a fat knot from that rap profit

[00:44.68] Made a living and a killing off it

[00:45.92] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

[00:47.44] With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack

[00:49.42] I'm an MC still as honest

[00:50.94] But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)

[00:52.92] This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop

[00:55.67] You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap

[00:57.42] Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac

[00:59.18] The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing

[01:02.17] That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table

[01:06.67] Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

[01:08.67] Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

[01:10.42] How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

[01:14.17] Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad

[01:16.17] It's actually disastrously bad

[01:17.93] For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

[01:20.17] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[01:22.41] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[01:26.67] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[01:30.19] Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[01:33.45] Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

[01:36.42] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance

[01:39.17] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

[01:40.92] Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since

[01:43.18] MC's get taken to school with this music

[01:45.90] 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme

[01:47.43] Now I lead a new school full of students

[01:49.19] Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-

[01:51.67] -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

[01:55.19] Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position

[01:57.68] To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'

[02:01.42] Roll Hall of Fame

[02:03.17] Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

[02:05.67] Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

[02:07.67] On the wall of shame

[02:09.42] You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

[02:10.91] Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

[02:12.67] Little gay looking boy

[02:16.42] So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

[02:18.95] You witnessing a massacre

[02:20.42] Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

[02:22.42] Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

[02:25.16] You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

[02:26.67] And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

[02:28.67] Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

[02:30.45] I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

[02:32.17] I'mma work for everything I have

[02:33.43] Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy

[02:34.91] Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

[02:36.96] To keep up with the same pace looking boy

[02:38.41] 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[02:40.66] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[02:43.92] The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

[02:47.42] Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

[02:50.92] Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[02:54.17] So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent

[02:57.17] Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

[03:01.20] And I should not be woken

[03:03.17] I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

[03:04.92] But I got your mom deep throating

[03:07.44] I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle

[03:10.41] I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

[03:13.43] It's me, my honesty's brutal

[03:15.18] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

[03:20.42] For good at least once in a while

[03:21.91] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

[03:23.67] Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times

[03:26.67] But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned

[03:29.92] Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

[03:32.45] I know there was a time where once I

[03:34.42] Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

[03:37.17] So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

[03:40.67] Appeal with the skin color of mine

[03:42.92] You get too big and here they come trying to,

[03:44.19] Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP

[03:45.42] One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

[03:48.42] Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

[03:52.42] See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've

[03:55.93] Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

[03:58.92] You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

[04:01.17] And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

[04:03.44] You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows

[04:05.43] You're like normal, fuck being normal

[04:07.94] And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

[04:09.94] To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

[04:11.93] 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad

[04:14.67] Singin' to a man while they played piano

[04:15.96] Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

[04:18.42] So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

[04:21.92] "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

[04:24.42] Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

[04:25.18] Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

[04:26.95] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

[04:28.70] Innovative and I'm made of rubber

[04:29.92] So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

[04:31.92] I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating

[04:33.19] How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

[04:34.67] Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting

[04:36.92] For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

[04:38.17] Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

[04:39.92] I make elevating music, you make elevator music

[04:41.67] Oh, he's too mainstream

[04:43.16] Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it

[04:44.67] It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

[04:47.92] With rock, shock rap with Doc

[04:49.67] Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it

[04:51.67] I don't know how to make songs like that

[04:53.16] I don't know what words to use

[04:54.92] Let me know when it occurs to you

[04:56.42] While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

[04:59.16] It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently