[00:03.11] May I have your attention, please?
[00:06.02] May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.93] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.00] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.91] We're gonna have a problem here?
[00:18.06] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.38] Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.24] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:25.01] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
[00:27.42] It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:30.00] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
[00:32.67] And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
[00:34.90] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36.70] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.93] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:41.14] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:43.65] Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
[00:45.76] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.29] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
[00:50.64] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:53.09] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.16] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:57.47] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.79] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.82] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.46] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.46] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.45] They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:09.15] We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:10.45] Well, some of us are cannibals
[01:12.08] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.75] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.63] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.87] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.71] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
[01:22.65] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:24.91] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:27.12] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[01:29.29] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:31.81] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:34.07] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:36.16] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[01:38.76] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:40.82] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.39] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:45.65] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:47.30] Half of you critics can't even stomach me
[01:49.24] Let alone stand me
[01:50.17] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
[01:52.39] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.55] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.84] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.35] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.38] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.80] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.02] Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!
[02:08.67] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.61] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)
[02:13.18] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.90] So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.89] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.81] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.02] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:24.24] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.87] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:29.13] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:31.36] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[02:33.90] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:35.94] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:38.21] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:40.72] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[02:43.18] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:45.40] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:47.77] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50.02] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.85] And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
[02:55.37] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.99] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:59.29] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:00.96] Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
[03:04.08] It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
[03:06.11] I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
[03:08.03] Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:11.00] And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:13.07] In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.23] He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.43] Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:20.24] With his windows down and his system up
[03:22.46] So will the real Shady, please stand up?
[03:24.66] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:26.75] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.06] And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.39] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:33.37] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:35.77] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:38.00] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:40.29] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:42.79] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:45.02] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:47.29] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:49.48] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:52.03] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:54.24] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:56.40] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:58.82] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:01.10] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:03.32] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[04:05.77] Please stand up, please stand up
[04:08.62] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:16.26] Fuck it, let's all stand up
[04:22.64] By Hrithik Saharan :)
