Eminem - The Real Slim Shady(MP3_70K)
[00:04.83] May I have your attention, please?
[00:06.63] May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.98] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:13.03] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:17.80] We're gonna have a problem here?
[00:19.07] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:21.08] Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.33] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:25.61] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!)
[00:27.90] It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:30.68] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
[00:33.19] And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots
[00:35.72] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:37.74] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.75] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:41.59] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:44.09] Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
[00:46.62] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.62] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
[00:51.18] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:53.70] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.71] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:58.00] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.56] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:05.08] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.59] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:08.14] They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:09.39] We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:11.41] Well, some of us are cannibals
[01:12.69] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.70] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.72] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.48] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:21.00] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
[01:23.25] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:25.33] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:27.62] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[01:30.35] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:32.40] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:34.70] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:36.96] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[01:39.24] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:41.51] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.77] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:46.28] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:48.29] Half of you critics can't even stomach me
[01:50.08] Let alone stand me
[01:50.61] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
[01:52.62] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:55.42] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:57.47] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.91] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.92] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.43] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.94] Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!
[02:09.25] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:11.26] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)
[02:14.03] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:17.07] So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.35] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.39] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.94] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:25.46] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:27.26] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:29.77] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:31.79] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[02:34.58] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:36.59] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:37.86] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:41.42] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[02:43.72] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:45.70] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:48.20] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50.53] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:53.80] And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
[02:55.34] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.62] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:59.90] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:01.15] Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
[03:03.95] It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
[03:06.73] I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
[03:08.76] Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:11.30] And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:13.56] In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:16.08] He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18.60] Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:21.13] With his windows down and his system up
[03:23.13] So will the real Shady, please stand up?
[03:24.94] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:27.19] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.71] And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.72] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:34.22] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:36.23] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:37.50] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:40.77] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:43.28] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:45.54] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:46.79] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:50.07] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:52.32] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:54.58] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:57.14] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:59.16] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:01.47] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:03.75] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[04:06.50] Please stand up, please stand up
[04:08.77] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:16.83] Fuck it, let's all stand up
