Teddy Picker

[00:15.02] They've sped up to the point where they provoke

[00:18.02] The punchline before they have told the joke

[00:21.53] Plenty of desperation to be seen

[00:24.55] Staring at the television screen

[00:27.82] They've sped up to the point where they provoke

[00:30.33] You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke

[00:34.34] Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist

[00:37.34] It wasn't in the Top 100 list

[00:40.34] And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder

[00:44.38] Don't be surprised when you get bent over

[00:47.62] They told ya, but you were dying for it

[00:53.40] saw it and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed

[00:56.40] The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means

[00:59.89] Another variation on a theme

[01:02.41] A tangle on the television and the magazine

[01:05.95] Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?

[01:09.21] Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath

[01:11.96] That says that we are defenders

[01:15.72] Of any poseur or professional pretender around

[01:24.75] When did your list replace the twist and turn

[01:28.51] Like a fist replaced the kiss?

[01:30.77] Don't concern us with your bollocks, I don't want your prayer

[01:36.54] Save it for the morning after

[02:03.61] And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder

[02:07.38] Don't be surprised when you get bent over

[02:10.64] They told ya, but you were gagging for it

[02:16.40] Let's have a game on the teddy picker

[02:18.14] Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?

[02:19.66] Already thick and you're getting thicker

[02:22.92] Let's have a game on the teddy picker

[02:24.67] Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?

[02:26.18] Already thick and you're getting thicker

[02:29.69] Presuming that all things are equal

[02:32.70] Who'd want to be men of the people

[02:37.97] When there's people like you?