Dearh should not have taken 3
[00:06.01] Alas... Death should not have taken thee!
[00:09.91] 3, 2, 1... XXX!!
[00:22.42] "Majesty!"
[00:23.16] "What?"
[00:23.92] "HELP!"
[00:24.50] "With what?"
[00:25.17] "Th... The princess has been kidnapped!"
[00:27.91] "What of the hero?"
[00:28.66] "There isn't one."
[00:29.42] "Hmm, okay! If it's come to that, you're the hero!"
[00:32.42] There goes the setting...!!
[00:33.35] "Take now the contents of those treasure chests and this paltry sum, set out, find a party, defeat the monsters..."
[00:37.95] (...Are you just saying whatever?)
[00:39.20] "Oh, and if you're ever troubled, talk to the townspeople, 'kay?
[00:41.45] Defeat all those bosses good! Knock 'em down!" ...For real?!
[00:44.10] Be proud, be proud, be proud - of course!
[00:47.10] Because you truly are the greatest!
[00:49.85] Yeah, that's easy for you to say!
[00:52.59] Geez, you're really on a high perch...
[00:55.35] Experience, experience, experience, pile it up!
[00:58.35] And find stronger party members!
[01:00.85] So you say, but I'm just a soldier;
[01:03.60] Paid vacation? Delete! Delete!
[01:06.60] "Verily, I wait with bated breath for the day you defeat the last boss!"
[01:12.12] To restore peace to the world,
[01:14.69] To protect the peace of the land,
[01:17.44] I direct from all the way in back;
[01:20.19] I shall tell you thy experience points!
[01:23.19] Fighting for you, for the world,
[01:25.81] Recognize our patriotism!
[01:28.55] We're on the brink of destruction, party fallen;
[01:31.30] I knew my levels weren't enough... orz
[01:36.73] "Your party has been annihilated. Oh, God! Amen."
[02:09.66] Alas! Death should not have taken thee!
[02:12.77] I will give thee a second chance!
[02:15.28] "Your majesty!"
[02:16.29] "What is it?"
[02:17.03] "This is...! This is impossible."
[02:18.29] "Haaah?! I see that death didn't take thy SAAAAASS!!"
[02:20.95] With the unquestionable economic and military power of our land,
[02:23.69] Of course we have people of talent too!
[02:25.69] Such popularity!
[02:26.68] But the one chronic problem is the uninhibited ruler;
[02:28.94] "Pure" to put it nicely, to put it meanly... A MORON.
[02:31.79] It's genuine, all humanity is a warring species,
[02:36.54] Not that it merits saying... (OK?)
[02:37.40] You're saying they need cooperative personalities and adaptability?
[02:41.40] Is this world a crap game?!
[02:43.15] To reach the next level,
[02:45.65] Thy experience points must increase by 1000,
[02:48.14] But thou also needs to be more assertive!
[02:51.14] Don't give in, OK?
[02:53.89] Telissa, Boroso, Zanshi, Palante,
[02:56.64] These mages sure are maging themselves useful...
[02:59.39] With a calm composure and wry smile,
[03:02.15] Talking impertinently, I hold my scepter...
[03:04.90] Holit, Holit, Holit, always the same;
[03:07.89] Monks keep using Holit, are they Holidiots?
[03:10.40] Trying to put I, the sovereign, to sleep?
[03:13.14] Who do you think you are? Is this a rebellion?
[03:16.15] "I am no hero. Rather, majesty, I believe you are the hero!"
[03:21.64] To restore peace to the world,
[03:24.39] To protect the peace of the land,
[03:27.15] I throw myself to the front line;
[03:29.90] I can see my approval rating going up! (H-Hey!)
[03:32.65] Fighting for interests, for money,
[03:35.39] What does our ruler see?
[03:38.14] On the brink of destruction, guards dying;
[03:40.90] Death should not take theeeeeEEEEE!
[03:43.65] To restore peace to the world,
[03:46.40] To protect your smile,
[03:49.40] We barely manage to scrape up
[03:51.89] Info on the dark lord's forces...
[03:54.90] So today, I just sit here in safety,
[03:57.40] As we await the true hero
[04:00.14] I'm not getting others to do my work;
[04:03.15] It's just I'm no match for those guys...
