Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version)(MP3_160K)
[00:03.30] May I have your attention, please?
[00:06.79] May I have your attention, please?
[00:09.80] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:13.03] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:17.79] We're gonna have a problem here?
[00:19.05] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:21.30] Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.56] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:25.82] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!)
[00:27.79] It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:30.55] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
[00:32.55] And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots
[00:35.79] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:37.57] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.81] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:41.58] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:44.30] Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
[00:46.54] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.80] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
[00:51.05] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:54.30] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:56.03] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:58.03] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.06] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.56] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:05.05] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.05] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:08.29] They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:09.82] We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:11.04] Well, some of us are cannibals
[01:12.78] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.29] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.30] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.79] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:21.04] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
[01:23.28] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:25.55] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:27.55] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[01:30.31] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:32.31] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:34.80] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:36.80] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[01:39.29] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:41.55] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.79] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:46.51] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:48.30] Half of you critics can't even stomach me
[01:50.06] Let alone stand me
[01:51.06] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
[01:53.05] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:55.31] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:57.29] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.79] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.31] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.55] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.80] Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!
[02:08.98] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:11.29] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)
[02:13.80] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:16.56] So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.56] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.54] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.82] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:25.04] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:27.29] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:29.78] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:32.05] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[02:34.55] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:36.79] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:39.29] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:41.31] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[02:43.55] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:46.05] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:48.31] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50.81] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:53.04] And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
[02:55.54] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.54] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[03:00.05] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:02.06] Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
[03:04.29] It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
[03:06.80] I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
[03:09.06] Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:11.31] And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:13.56] In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.79] He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18.55] Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:20.81] With his windows down and his system up
[03:23.06] So will the real Shady, please stand up?
[03:25.06] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:27.29] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.82] And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.80] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:34.31] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:36.29] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:38.78] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:41.03] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:43.31] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:45.58] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:48.07] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:50.29] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:52.53] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:54.79] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:57.33] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:59.54] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:01.77] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:03.80] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[04:06.32] Please stand up, please stand up
[04:10.05] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:17.31] Fuck it, let's all stand up
