You and Me (In my pocket)

[00:07.93] I wish you smelled a little funny

[00:11.44] Not just funny, really bad

[00:15.20] We could roam the streets forever

[00:18.70] Just like cats but we'd never stray

[00:29.49] I sometimes wish you were a mermaid

[00:33.00] I could raise you in the tub at home

[00:36.51] We could take a swim together

[00:40.03] On weekly day trips to the bay

[00:43.79] Oh, you and me

[00:47.29] It would be only you and me

[00:50.80] Oh, you and me

[00:54.56] It would be only you and me, you and me

[01:05.35] I wish you were a little bigger

[01:08.85] Not just big, but really fat

[01:12.61] Doors you would no longer fit through

[01:15.87] In my bed, you would have to stay

[01:19.63] I often wish that you had feathers

[01:23.39] I'd keep you in a giant cage

[01:26.90] All day long I'd sit and watch you

[01:30.15] I'd sing for you and that would be okay

[01:33.92] Oh, you and me

[01:37.68] It would be only you and me

[01:40.93] Oh, you and me

[01:44.70] It would be only you and me, you and me

[01:56.49] People say, "There are plenty of fish

[02:03.50] In the sea," baby, all I do is wish

[02:09.77] I wish, I wish

[02:11.17] I wish you were a little slower

[02:15.08] Not just slow, but paralyzed

[02:18.84] Then I could plug you into a socket

[02:22.35] So you could never run away

[02:25.85] I really wish that you were smaller

[02:29.62] Not just small, but really, really short

[02:33.12] So I could put you in my pocket

[02:36.64] And carry you around all day

[02:40.15] Oh, you and me

[02:43.91] It would be only you and me

[02:47.42] Oh, you and me

[02:51.18] It would be only you and me, you and me

[03:01.67] You and me