Stupid Nintendo Games

[01:00.41] Over fifteen thousand games to try, to discuss and later shelve

[01:06.78] The consistency, alphabetically, and Player's Choice can go to hell

[01:13.16] The size and shape of discs and cards, for an hour or so I'll talk

[01:19.27] I swipe right on them till both my thumbs are stems, 'cause every day's Fat Tuesday in my eyes

[01:25.91] This world doesn't get my passion

[01:28.56] They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin

[01:31.75] But it's their loss for they, got no spare time to waste

[01:35.20] This is something I know we should all embrace

[01:39.72] I'm on a quest

[01:41.31] To address all the requests

[01:42.91] Please understand this kinda stuff is virginetic cashe

[01:46.10] We have been blessed no time to rest, I've got a lot to undress

[01:49.28] You don't need sex this is better anyways, It's stupid Nintendo games!

[01:55.66] Scott: It may be hard to find a place to start so, might I suggest, (Takes out baseball bat and Hits a copy of Madden 09 for the Wii) not that.

[02:00.17] Might I suggest a Geist to start things out, then moving on to Pac'N'Roll

[02:07.08] Lost in Blue and Tetris 2, or whatever's left at Kohl's

[02:13.45] Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games, name a better pair to taste

[02:19.56] If you said Madden 09 and skin, get the f*ck out of my face

[02:25.94] Just tell me that you understand?

[02:28.33] Terry Lesler: As a vegan, this fits my diet plan.

[02:30.46] Target Employee: They make for great Target practice.

[02:33.38] Rex Mohs: As long as I'm not having sex.

[02:35.24] Jeb Jab: You didn't tell me one of these was f*cking Gex!

[02:39.49] I shouldn't dwell, I've got no sex to sell

[02:42.94] Take them all and distribute them and you're spreading Wii Play

[02:46.13] It's a swell these extra copies extra ban you from hell

[02:49.05] I've got a Flingsmash to play every single day

[02:52.50] Stupid Nintendo Games!

[02:54.63] I must confess, I might be slightly obsessed

[02:57.02] How could I not be, have you seen these, I've got no shame to blame

[03:00.20] If you're down and feeling blue and life drops in around you

[03:03.39] There's a solution for all that pollution diluting your brain

[03:06.58] Stupid Nintendo Games!