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I kill people

Jon lajoie
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[00:14.65] Did you miss me?

[00:18.11] Aww yeah

[00:20.23] What? What?

[00:22.62] MC Vagina's right back in this bitch

[00:26.87] 2009 is the year that I recorded this song

[00:34.84] Still not loving police

[00:35.37] Still got love for the vaginal crease

[00:38.03] Player haters beware, because

[00:40.68] Guns don't kill people

[00:43.34] Uh-Uh

[00:44.67] I kill people

[00:47.32] With guns (pow)

[00:48.65] Guns don't kill people

[00:51.05] Uh-Uh

[00:52.64] I kill people

[00:55.03] With guns (pow)

[00:56.63] Hey punk-ass gangsters, what you lookin' at?

[01:00.34] You think you can front with me?

[01:02.21] You better watch your back

[01:04.60] Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good

[01:08.58] I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood

[01:12.56] I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible

[01:16.81] I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible

[01:20.79] I'm bad, like the movie Attack of the Clones

[01:24.25] I'm dangerous (dangerous)

[01:26.39] Like a fire in a nursing home

[01:28.78] Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)

[01:32.76] Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind of messed up)

[01:36.75] What? What?

[01:38.08] You got a problem with this?

[01:40.47] Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist

[01:42.59] Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff

[01:48.44] So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

[01:52.42] I-I mean I'll punch your nuts

[01:54.81] Sucking them would be gay

[01:56.40] And I'm totally not gay

[01:58.27] I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What!)

[02:00.92] Guns don't kill people

[02:03.05] Uh-Uh

[02:04.64] I kill people

[02:06.77] With guns (pow)

[02:08.63] Guns don't kill people

[02:11.01] Uh-Uh

[02:12.61] I kill people

[02:15.00] With guns (pow)

[02:16.86] If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load

[02:20.57] All over his chest and face and down his throat

[02:24.29] 'Cause I don't give a fuck

[02:25.62] I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson

[02:28.28] No wait, that just makes me sound racist

[02:31.73] Listen!

[02:32.79] I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money

[02:36.51] You can't afford expensive things

[02:38.37] 'Cause you don't have a lot of money

[02:40.76] Ha ha, you want these things but you cannot afford them

[02:44.75] That means that you're not cool, 'cause you're just a poor person

[02:48.73] Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

[02:51.12] (I have more money than you)

[02:52.72] Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

[02:55.11] (You can't even afford food!)

[02:56.70] When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me

[03:00.69] And they always have orgasms 'cause my penis is so big

[03:04.67] 25 inches long and 12 inches thick

[03:08.39] I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock

[03:10.25] The Albert Einstein of dick

[03:12.64] I'm The Beatles of cumshots

[03:14.50] The Mozart of huge balls

[03:16.36] The Anne Frank of erections

[03:18.22] Know what, that's inappropriate

[03:20.87] Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight

[03:23.26] Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right

[03:24.60] My lyrics are like the movie the Shawshank Redemption

[03:32.82] They're really good

[03:36.82] Guns don't kill people

[03:39.48] Uh-Uh

[03:40.54] I kill people

[03:42.93] With guns (pow)

[03:44.79] Guns don't kill people

[03:47.45] Uh-Uh

[03:48.51] I kill people

[03:51.17] With guns (pow)

[03:52.76] I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed

[04:00.46] But it's probably around seven

[04:03.39] Thousand

[04:06.57] 2005 plus 4 pennies

[04:10.82] Representin' the North Side

[04:12.95] C to the anada, bitch

[04:17.73] Oh yeah, women are actually good for four things

[04:22.51] Cooking

[04:23.32] Cleaning

[04:24.11] Vaginas

[04:25.96] And their sister's vaginas