Fuck everything

[00:01.34] Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.

[00:05.07] Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.

[00:10.11] What?!

[00:11.18] (I don't a give a fuck...)

[00:13.04] About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what

[00:16.49] (I don't give a fuck...)

[00:18.88] I literally don't give a fuck about anything

[00:22.33] I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything

[00:23.92] People care about shit, I say fuck everything

[00:27.64] Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun

[00:31.10] I don't need heat for Vitamin D!

[00:33.22] And fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread

[00:35.88] And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead

[00:38.80] And fuck roosters with their useless cockadoodledoo

[00:41.72] We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you

[00:44.64] Don't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to stand

[00:47.31] And fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan

[00:53.41] And fuck the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes

[00:54.21] Demolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like

[00:56.07] And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like

[00:58.72] Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like

[01:01.38] Like tissues. Fuck 'em! I blow my nose on the couch

[01:04.57] And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth

[01:07.75] Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes

[01:10.14] Fuck visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind

[01:12.80] Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke

[01:18.38] And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most

[01:18.91] And fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets land

[01:21.30] And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad

[01:24.22] And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time

[01:27.14] My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

[01:30.06] (I don't a give a fuck...)

[01:32.19] About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what

[01:35.64] (I don't give a fuck...)

[01:38.30] I literally don't give a fuck about anything

[01:41.22] Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup

[01:44.16] The girl says "small, medium, large?"

[01:45.22] I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"

[01:46.82] She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"

[01:49.47] I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"

[01:52.40] Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker

[01:55.31] And I don't give a fuck about liquids either

[01:58.24] They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place

[02:00.89] Like human semen when I get it all over my face

[02:03.56] I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex

[02:06.21] And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.

[02:09.13] Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body

[02:12.05] I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote

[02:14.97] I call myself Batyote and I fight crime at night

[02:17.63] I know its similar to Batman but motherfuck copyright

[02:20.55] I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday

[02:23.20] Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

[02:26.39] And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch

[02:29.05] Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick

[02:31.98] Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way

[02:34.89] Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays

[02:37.81] If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag

[02:40.47] Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag

[02:43.13] You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it

[02:45.78] I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

[02:49.23] (I don't a give a chainsaw...)

[02:51.63] About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what

[02:54.81] (I don't give a chainsaw...)

[02:57.21] I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

[03:00.40] If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most

[03:03.32] I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo

[03:05.97] I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,

[03:08.63] So I do give a fuck... wait, what?

[03:11.29] (I give a fuck...)

[03:13.94] About anything, I love everyone and care about everything

[03:17.13] (I give a fuck...)

[03:19.78] I literally care about every motherfucking thing