Jon Lajoise - Everyday Normal Guy 2
[00:04.83] Steve：You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.
[00:17.32] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:20.32] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another.
[00:22.82] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:25.81] I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover.
[00:28.07] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:31.08] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
[00:33.57] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:36.07] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.
[00:39.07] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:41.58] I saw these two fine bitches
[00:42.82] They were walkin my way
[00:44.06] Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?
[00:45.31] Is what I wanted to say
[00:46.82] But suddenly I panicked
[00:48.08] My voice started to shake.
[00:49.57] So I put my head down
[00:50.57] And I just walked away
[00:52.07] I had a bus to catch anyway,
[00:53.32] It worked out great.
[00:54.82] Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
[00:57.34] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
[01:00.32] Yo, what can I say,
[01:01.58] It's just a day in my life
[01:02.82] I'm up early in the morning
[01:04.07] In bed early at night.
[01:05.32] To be productive at work
[01:06.57] I gotta be well rested.
[01:08.57] Yeah muthafucka,
[01:09.57] You heard what I just said.
[01:10.82] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:13.57] I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
[01:16.08] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:18.82] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
[01:21.32] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:24.07] I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
[01:26.56] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:29.57] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
[01:32.07] I'm from a
[01:32.82] Lower-middle class family,
[01:34.57] Me and my brothers and sisters
[01:36.08] Played hide and seek,
[01:37.60] I have good memories
[01:38.81] From my childhood bitch,
[01:40.07] My favorite toy
[01:41.07] Was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
[01:42.32] Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
[01:42.57] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
[01:45.32] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:48.07] And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
[01:50.82] About 10 times a day man, all year long.
[01:53.32] My favorite song motherfucker
[01:55.58] I don't like to admit it
[01:55.83] Is a Celine Dion song
[01:57.08] From the movie Titanic.
[01:58.83] Every night in my dreams,
[02:01.32] I see you I feel you
[02:04.07] Every time I hear that fuckin shit
[02:05.59] A tear comes to my eye.
[02:06.84] Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
[02:09.57] Though I'm not afraid to say
[02:10.58] That I'm a sensitive guy,
[02:12.07] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:13.31] But it's the words that make me cry.
[02:15.07] Like that time in Grade 3
[02:16.07] When a girl called me stupid face,
[02:17.82] She really hurt me,
[02:19.06] Why'd she call me stupid face?
[02:20.31] Is my face stupid?
[02:21.82] How's that even possible?
[02:23.32] A person can be stupid
[02:24.08] But a face? That's impossible.
[02:25.82] Shit happens all the time
[02:26.82] And you learn how to deal with it,
[02:28.32] Regular, everday, normal fuckin bullshit.
[02:31.07] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:33.57] When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
[02:36.07] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:38.82] When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
[02:41.32] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:44.06] I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
[02:46.57] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:49.58] I like red peppers better than the green ones.
[02:52.57] Ooooohoooooo savin up my money
[02:56.08] To go buy a new dishwasher.
[02:59.59] Mine broke about 6 months ago.
[03:02.84] Mother fucker.
[03:05.59] Go Go Go Go
[03:08.07] Go shorty, it's your birthday,
[03:10.83] Go party like it's your birthday.
[03:13.08] I wasn't invited, but it's okay.
[03:16.08] I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
[03:30.83] Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
