[00:02.11] May I have your attention, please?
[00:05.44] May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.23] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.85] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.32] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:17.78] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.06] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.71] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:24.58] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
[00:26.70] It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.62] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.01] And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
[00:34.67] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
[00:36.79] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.38] "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.78] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:43.17] Flippin' the you-know-who"
[00:44.23] "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:45.56] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.95] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.07] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.47] But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:54.86] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:56.98] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.37] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.50] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.89] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.75] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.07] They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:08.93] We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
[01:11.58] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.19] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.57] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.70] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.10] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
[01:22.49] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:24.60] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.91] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.02] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:31.42] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:33.81] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.93] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:38.22] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:40.61] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:42.74] Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:45.40] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:46.98] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.91] "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.04] Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:54.16] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.46] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.85] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.24] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.36] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.76] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
[02:08.15] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10.27] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
[02:12.66] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:14.78] All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.45] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.56] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.70] Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
[02:24.26] And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.66] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:28.79] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.17] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.30] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:35.69] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:38.08] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.20] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:42.59] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:44.98] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:47.38] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:49.67] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.32] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:54.45] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.31] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:58.43] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:00.82] Then you wonder, "how can
[03:01.51] Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
[03:03.37] It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
[03:05.50] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:07.90] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:10.29] And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:12.40] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:14.80] He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.19] Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
[03:20.10] With his windows down and his system up
[03:21.97] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:23.99] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:26.11] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.51] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.17] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:33.03] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.41] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:37.54] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:39.93] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:42.32] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.70] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:47.09] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:49.23] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:51.62] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53.74] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:56.13] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:58.26] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:00.65] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.03] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:05.31] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:07.71] Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:13.59] Fuck it, let's all stand up
