Eminem My Name Is Dirty

[00:08.27] Hi! my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?)

[00:10.09] My name is {scratches} Slim Shady

[00:14.60] Ahem excuse me!

[00:24.19] Can I have the attention of the class

[00:27.95] For one second?

[00:31.20] Hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)

[00:32.99] Want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)

[00:36.53] Want to copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)

[00:39.80] Try acid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (huh?)

[00:42.57] My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight

[00:45.09] But I can't figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate

[00:48.35] And Dr. Dre said, "slim shady you a basehead!"

[00:51.13] Uh-uhhh! "so why's your face red? man you wasted!"

[00:54.14] Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

[00:56.41] 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

[00:58.93] Got pissed off and ripped pamela lee's tits off

[01:00.71] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

[01:04.50] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

[01:08.01] Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

[01:10.26] Come here slut! (shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

[01:13.52] I don't give a fuck, god sent me to piss the world off!

[01:38.59] My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high

[01:41.33] The only problem was my English teacher was a guy

[01:44.38] I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

[01:46.39] And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

[01:50.15] Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

[01:52.95] Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup

[01:55.75] Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians

[01:58.24] Rapin' lesbians while they screamin', "let's just be friends!"

[02:01.75] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

[02:04.00] I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (damn!)

[02:07.27] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

[02:09.84] Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (oh thank you!)

[02:12.85] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

[02:15.13] And try to touch your hands like some screamin' usher fans

[02:18.38] This guy at white castle asked for my autograph

[02:20.89] (dude, can I get your autograph?)

[02:21.64] So I signed it: 'dear dave, thanks for the support, asshole!'

[02:46.25] Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)

[02:49.01] Dr. Dre, don't just operate!

[02:51.77] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (fuck that!)

[02:54.55] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

[02:57.80] (Huh yup!) am I comin or goin? I can barely decide

[03:00.60] I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)

[03:03.39] All my life I was very deprived

[03:05.39] I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide

[03:08.90] (Whoops!) clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)

[03:11.22] I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (c'mere)

[03:14.47] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

[03:17.26] How you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!)

[03:19.75] You ain't got no tits! (wahhh!)

[03:21.04] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

[03:23.05] Put a bullet proof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang!)

[03:26.06] I'm steamin' mad (arrrggghhh!)

[03:27.32] And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah?)

[03:29.32] Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had