Mixed Messages
[00:02.02] It's Sunday night and you're at home all alone
[00:06.00] Last night was great, it was our very first date
[00:07.86] So now it's time to pull out my phone
[00:10.53] Gonna send you somethin' real quick
[00:12.13] It ain't gonna be a dick pic, no, no
[00:15.04] Romance needs clarity
[00:16.90] But baby, that don't work for me, I'm sendin'
[00:19.57] Mixed messages
[00:21.69] Mixed messages
[00:23.29] I send the first text in a cute way (Cute way)
[00:25.41] And then I don't reply for seven fuckin' days, yeah
[00:28.33] Mixed messages
[00:30.19] Mixed messages
[00:32.05] Oh, you text me what night am I free
[00:33.91] And I reply, "Yes." Full stop
[00:36.56] I send you a little smiley face (Smiley face)
[00:38.16] So you send me back a little smiley face (Little smiley face)
[00:40.82] And then I say, "Hey," and so you write back, "Hey"
[00:43.21] And I say, "Hey what?" (Hey what?)
[00:44.80] And you say, "You said 'hey' first"
[00:47.18] And I say, "Okay (Okay)
[00:49.84] 'Croissant emoji', fuck you"
[00:54.09] Mixed messages
[00:56.23] Mixed messages
[00:57.81] One second, I say you're very pretty (Very pretty)
[00:59.67] And then I show up at your house and I kick your dog, yeah
[01:02.60] Mixed messages
[01:04.72] Mixed messages
[01:06.61] I pay for the dog's veterinary bills
[01:08.47] But then I punch your dad in the dick, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[01:11.12] Now we're going to a hospital
[01:12.72] Just me, you, and your dad in the back of an ambulance
[01:15.37] And even with your dad's broken dick
[01:16.97] The air is thick with sexual tension
[01:19.90] I'm really sorry for punchin' your dad in the dick
[01:22.55] I won't do it again
[01:23.88] You make me shake his hands and promise
[01:25.47] But as I do, I ball up my other fist and I
[01:28.39] Punch your dad in the dick again (Dick again)
[01:29.99] I punch your dad in his broken dick again
[01:32.64] You think I'm sexy, I'm being mysterious
[01:34.76] Sendin' you these mi-mixed messages
[01:37.15] You say, "Stop punchin' my dad's dick"
[01:39.01] I say, "Okay," but then I wink
[01:41.42] So you grab both of my hands quick
[01:43.02] Stopping my third attempt to punch your dad's dick
[01:45.94] Oh, baby, you've played this game before
[01:48.06] Too bad, I've played a little bit more
[01:50.18] You got my both my hands, so I use my head
[01:52.04] I headbutt your dad's pants in the back of an ambulance
[01:54.97] And between the headbutts, our eyes lock as we're holding hands
[01:58.16] And we can't help but kiss over your dad's not once
[02:01.36] Twice, thrice broken dick
[02:03.22] Mixed messages
[02:05.61] Mixed messages
[02:07.47] I say I love you in a cute way (Cute way)
[02:09.06] And then I punch your dad's dick every day
[02:11.98] Mixed messages
[02:14.11] Mixed messages
[02:15.97] Tell your dad that I'm sorry
[02:17.83] But then punch him in his dick again (Why, why, why)
