Hitchin' A Ride
[00:11.44] Hey mister, where are you headed?
[00:14.20] Are you in a hurry?
[00:17.46] Need a lift to happy hour? Say, "Oh no"
[00:22.97] Do you brake for distilled spirits?
[00:26.44] I need a break as well
[00:29.20] The well that inebriates the guilt
[00:31.95] One, two, one, two, three, four
[00:47.22] Cold turkey's getting stale
[00:49.95] Tonight, I'm eating crow
[00:52.95] Fermented salmonella, poison oak, no
[00:58.95] There's a drought at the fountain of youth
[01:01.45] And now I'm dehydrating
[01:04.20] My tongue is swelling up
[01:07.21] I say, "One, two, one, two, three, four"
[01:22.95] Troubled times
[01:24.45] You know I cannot lie
[01:28.06] I'm off the wagon, and I'm hitchin' a ride
[01:36.80] There's a drought at the fountain of youth
[01:40.06] And now I'm dehydrating
[01:42.55] My tongue is swelling up, I say...
[01:48.05] "Shit!"
[02:12.54] Troubled times
[02:14.05] You know I cannot lie
[02:17.58] I'm off the wagon, and I'm hitchin' a ride
[02:20.68] hitchin' a ride
[02:21.44] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride
[02:22.94] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride
[02:26.20] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride
[02:28.43] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride
[02:31.19] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride
[02:34.18] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride
[02:39.93] Say birthday boys, hey!
