Freaky Friday
[01:47.29] Lil Dicky, ooh
[01:47.78] Mustard on the beat, ho
[01:50.03] I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
[01:54.53] I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
[01:57.53] There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
[01:57.80] I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
[02:02.04] I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah)
[02:04.09] Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do, hold up)
[02:06.57] Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)
[02:08.81] Oh, I can sing so well
[02:13.03] Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
[02:15.28] Wait, can I really say the n-word?
[02:17.56] What up, my nigga? (woo)
[02:18.81] What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga
[02:21.06] We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga
[02:23.53] Man, fuck y'all niggas, 'cause I'm that nigga
[02:25.05] Nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm that nigga
[02:27.54] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
[02:32.81] So how this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[02:37.29] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[02:42.55] I can't believe that it's freaky Friday
[02:46.56] Yeah it's Freaky Friday
[02:48.78] I'm in Chris Brown's body
[02:51.56] I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black
[02:56.04] (Ring ring, what the fuck)
[02:58.05] I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)
[03:00.81] (Ugh, what the fuck)
[03:02.83] This shit is real weak
[03:04.55] How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
[03:06.29] Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
[03:08.04] Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
[03:10.56] Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black for my controversial past
[03:13.29] I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo, let's go)
[03:15.54] Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
[03:17.79] Why's his momma calling all the time?
[03:19.53] Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
[03:20.78] Wait, if I'm in Dicky body, Breezy is who?
[03:22.28] Hope my daughter's in school
[03:23.79] Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
[03:25.30] What would I do?
[03:26.78] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
[03:30.03] So how this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[03:34.78] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[03:36.78] I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[03:43.80] Yeah it's Freaky Friday
[03:46.28] I'm in Chris Brown's body
[03:48.78] I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick
[03:54.04] If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
[03:56.28] I'm tryna find myself like an introspective monk
[03:58.78] I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
[04:01.08] Snap a flick of my junk
[04:02.54] My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck
[04:03.54] Now I'm at the club, I talked my way to getting in
[04:05.55] I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
[04:08.28] I signal to him let me in but he won't let me in
[04:10.30] I don't know who that is
[04:11.80] Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
[04:13.04] Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
[04:15.28] Walked up to that motherfucker
[04:16.78] Wait, think it through for a sec
[04:17.79] If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
[04:20.04] But wait, I love myself
[04:21.30] That was the key, now we're switching back
[04:23.79] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
[04:25.07] So how this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[04:32.03] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[04:34.79] I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[04:41.53] Wait what the fuck?
[04:43.27] And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
[04:44.53] It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
[04:49.29] What the fuck again?
[04:52.33] I'm DJ Khaled! Why am I yelling?
[04:56.03] Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
[04:59.08] I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo)
[05:04.04] Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
[05:08.79] I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
