The Hearse Song

[00:14.28] Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by

[00:18.27] For you may be the next to die

[00:21.72] They wrap you up in bloody sheets

[00:25.44] To drop you six feet underneath

[00:28.90] They put you in a pinewood box

[00:32.62] And cover you up with dirt and rocks

[00:35.81] It all goes well for about a week

[00:39.37] And then, your coffin begins to leak

[00:43.14] And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

[00:46.91] The worms play pinochle on your snout

[00:50.10] They eat your eyes, they eat your nose

[00:53.82] As you begin to decompose

[00:57.01] A slimy beetle with demon's eyes

[01:00.45] Chews through your stomach and out your sides

[01:03.93] Your stomach turns to rancid grease

[01:07.40] And puss pours out like melted cheese

[01:10.86] You spread it on a slice of bread

[01:14.32] And that's what you'll eat when you're dead

[01:17.50] And the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in

[01:20.96] The ones that crawl in are lean and thin

[01:24.42] The ones that crawl out are fat and stout

[01:28.14] Your eyes fall in, and your hair falls out

[01:31.07] Your brain turns into maggot pie

[01:34.78] Your liver starts to liquify

[01:38.24] And for the living, all is well

[01:41.43] As you sink further into hell

[01:44.72] And the flames rise up to drag you down

[01:48.44] Into the fire, where you will drown

[01:51.89] Your skin melts off as you descend

[01:55.35] And Satan tears you limb from limb

[01:58.79] Your suffering will never end

[02:02.27] And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

[02:05.47] They'll eat your guts and then shit them out

[02:08.92] And when your bones begin to rot

[02:12.65] The worms remain, but you do not

[02:15.84] So, don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by

[02:19.58] For someday, you'll be the one to die

[02:23.03] And when Death brings his cold despair

[02:26.75] Ask yourself, "Will anyone care?"