Freaky Friday
[01:52.50] Lil Dicky, ooh
[01:53.00] Mustard on the beat, ho
[01:56.76] I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
[02:01.50] I’m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
[02:03.75] There’s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
[02:06.00] I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
[02:08.50] I told him I’m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
[02:10.75] Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
[02:13.26] Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
[02:15.50] Ohh, I can sing so well
[02:19.75] Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
[02:22.25] Wait, can I really say the n-word?
[02:24.25] What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
[02:25.75] Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
[02:28.50] You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y’all niggas
[02:31.00] 'Cause I’m that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
[02:33.25] I’m that nigga
[02:35.25] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[02:40.00] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[02:44.00] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[02:48.50] (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
[02:49.50] I can’t believe that it's Freaky Friday
[02:53.25] Yeah, it’s Freaky Friday
[02:55.75] I’m in Chris Brown's body
[02:58.25] I drive his Ferrari and I’m light-skinned black
[03:00.50] What the fuck?
[03:01.75] I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
[03:07.50] Ugh, what the fuck?
[03:09.50] This shit is real weak
[03:11.00] How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
[03:12.75] Walking down the street and ain’t nobody know my name (whoa)
[03:15.00] Ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
[03:17.50] Ain’t nobody judging 'cause I’m black or my controversial past
[03:19.25] I’ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
[03:22.50] Ayy, I’m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
[03:24.50] Why his momma calling all the time?
[03:26.00] Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
[03:27.00] Wait, if I’m in Dicky’s body, Breezy is who?
[03:29.25] Hope my daughter’s in school
[03:30.75] Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
[03:32.75] What would I do?
[03:33.50] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[03:36.75] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[03:41.75] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[03:44.00] (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
[03:44.50] I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
[03:51.01] Yeah, it’s Freaky Friday
[03:53.50] I’m in Chris Brown's body
[03:56.00] I look at my soft dick with delight, it’s my dream dick
[04:00.50] If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
[04:03.00] I’m tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
[04:05.50] I’m balling on the court, oh my God I can dunk
[04:07.50] Snap a flick of my junk
[04:09.00] My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
[04:10.50] Now I’m at the club, I talked my way into getting in
[04:12.50] I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
[04:15.00] I signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me in
[04:17.25] I don’t know who that is
[04:18.50] Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
[04:20.00] Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
[04:22.25] Walked up to that motherfucker
[04:23.50] Wait, think it through for a sec
[04:24.50] If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
[04:26.75] But wait, I love myself
[04:28.00] That was the key, now we're switching back
[04:30.50] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[04:34.25] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[04:39.00] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[04:41.50] (I can't believe)
[04:42.50] I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
[04:48.50] Wait, what the fuck?
[04:50.00] And now I'm in Ed Sheeran’s body
[04:53.50] It’s way less cool than being Chris Brown was
[04:58.00] What the fuck again?
[04:59.50] I’m DJ Khaled
[05:01.50] Why am I yelling?
[05:03.50] Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
[05:06.25] I got a vagina, I’m gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
[05:12.25] Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
[05:15.13] I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
