What's My Age Again?

[00:11.81] I took her out, it was a Friday night

[00:14.74] I wore cologne to get the feeling right

[00:17.65] We started making out and she took off my pants

[00:20.57] But then I turned on the TV

[00:23.23] And that's about the time she walked away from me

[00:26.70] Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

[00:29.63] And are still more amused by TV shows

[00:32.57] What the hell is ADD?

[00:33.90] My friends say I should act my age

[00:36.02] What's my age again?

[00:37.62] What's my age again?

[00:41.87] Then later on, on the drive home

[00:45.06] I called her mom from a payphone

[00:47.98] I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail

[00:50.91] The state looks down on sodomy

[00:53.84] And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

[00:57.03] Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

[01:00.25] And are still more amused by prank phone calls

[01:03.17] What the hell is call ID?

[01:04.42] My friends say I should act my age

[01:06.53] What's my age again?

[01:08.13] What's my age again?

[01:32.03] And that's about the time she walked away from me

[01:35.50] Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

[01:38.42] And you still act like you're in freshman year

[01:41.61] What the hell is wrong with me?

[01:42.94] My friends say I should act my age

[01:45.07] What's my age again?

[01:46.03] That's about the time she broke up with me

[01:49.21] No one should take themselves so seriously

[01:52.41] With many years ahead to fall in line

[01:55.33] Why would you wish that on me?

[01:56.92] I never wanna act my age

[01:58.78] What's my age again?

[02:00.37] What's my age again?

[02:14.45] What's my age again?