Asian Creeper REMIX Feat. MyChonny Asian ParodY
[00:05.24] du ma
[00:06.76] aww nam
[00:08.01] so we back in vietnam
[00:09.76] got our aks strafing from
[00:11.81] side to side
[00:13.58] side side to side
[00:16.06] welcome to vietnam
[00:17.83] we got lots of muddafakkin
[00:19.84] rice rice rice
[00:21.84] rice rice rice rice
[00:23.86] hands up
[00:25.63] america tryna steal our rice crop
[00:29.63] you can have my wife, but not my noodle
[00:32.15] oh no, it's viet cong
[00:33.90] let’s go back into the bush and
[00:35.91] hide hide hide
[00:37.67] hide hide hide hide
[00:38.66] cause baby tonight
[00:41.43] america's stealing our rice again
[00:45.69] (rice again)
[00:46.94] but i fight
[00:49.70] grab a chopstick and put up their ass
[00:53.72] (up their ass)
[00:55.72] and then i play game ping-pong
[00:58.48] with chopstick in bum
[01:00.48] until bum is warm
[01:02.74] so then he will learn
[01:05.75] never steal rice from an asian man
[01:09.76] (asian man)
[01:11.75] du ma ‘merica!
[01:14.06] we are vietnamese farmer
[01:15.82] if you steal my rice
[01:16.82] then i’ll steal your dog and bring it home
[01:18.83] make pho ga
[01:20.08] we in the bush
[01:21.08] we in the tree
[01:22.09] don’t you mess with my family
[01:23.82] if you do that then i’ll hit you harder
[01:25.59] than when my son come home with a "b"
[01:27.86] hands up
[01:29.60] america tryna stop our sweatshop
[01:33.60] you can have my wife, but not my poodle
[01:36.12] oh no, my rice is gone,
[01:37.89] let’s go back into the bush and
[01:39.87] cry cry cry
[01:41.64] cry cry cry cry
[01:42.90] cause baby tonight
[01:45.41] america’s stealing our rice again
[01:49.67] (rice again)
[01:50.91] but i fight
[01:53.68] grab a calculator put up their ass
[01:57.70] (up their ass)
[01:59.70] and then do homework
[02:01.71] kumon
[02:02.46] with calculator in bum
[02:04.46] until bum is warm
[02:06.72] so the he will learn
[02:09.73] never steal rice from an asian man
[02:13.75] (asian man) (yeah!)
[02:16.00] lookin for a rice?
[02:17.00] fak that!
[02:18.00] this song give me flashback!
[02:20.01] when the white nation attack
[02:21.77] i put everything in their asscrack
[02:23.78] (yeah!)
[02:24.34] du ma may
[02:25.10] du ma you
[02:26.10] come near me and i’ll cut your cu
[02:28.10] we speak language do the gods
[02:29.61] super sayian yeah you better be running
[02:32.62] so remember, if you get attacked by usa, pretend to be viet farmer
[02:36.88] and they will run away, okay?
[02:38.62] cause baby tonight
[02:45.69] america’s stealing our rice again
[02:46.95] cause baby tonight -ight -iight
[02:49.71] 'merica stealing our rice
[02:53.47] our rice?
[02:54.19] (oh shit!)
[02:55.73] so grab chopstick and nuoc mam and mix it in bum until bum is warm
[03:02.49] so then he will learn
[03:05.54] never steal rice from an asian man
[03:09.80] (asian man)
[03:11.30] muddafakker!
