Welcome to Tally Hall
[00:05.65] Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
[00:08.66] Known from coast to coast like butter and toast
[00:12.43] From headlines to bread lines
[00:14.43] From schoolrooms to pool rooms
[00:15.94] No other place in the contiguous United States
[00:18.95] Or other environments of the world, welcome
[00:48.80] Can I get a T? ("T")
[00:50.81] And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y, then you'd see
[00:53.57] Why the Hall is here for y'all
[00:56.07] The mini-mall is calling us all in
[00:58.58] So kids, pack up your mom's car, back up the Windstar
[01:01.34] Kick it in drive and arrive at the mega mart
[01:03.59] Slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match
[01:06.10] On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch' (Yarrgh)
[01:08.11] W-W-T-H-D?
[01:09.87] We like to kick it at the university
[01:12.37] But all work and no play makes us crazy
[01:14.88] So we jump in the bumping SUV
[01:17.64] Hit the street, get the sweet tunes on
[01:19.90] Do a donut on your mama's front lawn
[01:22.41] And sooner than you know, you've found the rock 'n' roll show
[01:24.67] At the Tizzy Hizzy, we'll be gone
[01:27.43] We're in the mini-mall
[01:29.69] Working the carnival
[01:31.95] We like to play it all
[01:34.45] Welcome to Tally Hall
[01:38.21] "Who's to blame?"
[01:39.22] The automated players, I proclaim
[01:41.47] Yellow tie, this suave fellow writes
[01:43.73] Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
[01:46.24] Red, the proud loud guy we adore
[01:48.24] "Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"
[01:50.76] So Grey in the back, sippin' 'gnac can hear
[01:53.26] He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer
[01:55.78] Send home the locksmith, Green's got keys
[01:58.03] To unlock the rock in the act if you please
[02:00.54] Now open the case, give Blue the bass
[02:03.05] And jiggle your badiggle all over the place
[02:05.30] We're in the mini-mall
[02:07.81] Working the carnival
[02:10.07] We like to play it all
[02:12.33] Welcome to Tally Hall
[02:14.84] We're in the mini-mall
[02:17.10] Working the carnival
[02:19.60] We like to play it all
[02:21.86] Welcome to Tally Hall
[02:23.87] Can I get a click?
[02:25.37] Flick off the switch and we'll ignite the night in pitch
[02:28.38] Singin' songs you like to hear, and the world will disappear
[02:33.14] Then we'll be glowing in the dark, lighting up the park
[02:37.91] Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please
[02:40.67] With unpredictable games and antiquities
[02:43.18] The collectibles so delectable
[02:45.43] The unreliable style's undetectable!
[02:47.68] Like I might rap like an English chap
[02:50.44] Take you by the knickers and a bum you'll slap
[02:52.95] You didn't think we had the gall
[02:54.95] Well, bloody welcome to Tally Hall!
[02:57.71] We're stereosonic, we're animatronic
[02:59.97] We're rappin' with the robo-electronic ebonics
[03:02.23] A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction
[03:04.23] Got a penny in your pocket for the slot?
[03:06.49] (Rock!)
[03:16.52] Hey, ho, don't'cha know?
[03:18.53] It's a good old-fashioned puppet show!
[03:21.29] That's right, quite the set
[03:23.55] We're the marionette quintet
[03:26.06] We think we're playing in a band
[03:30.57] But we'd love to give you all a hand
[03:35.08] Woo!
[03:54.64] We're in the mini-mall
[03:57.15] Working the carnival
[03:59.41] We like to play it all
[04:01.91] Welcome to Tally Hall
[04:07.43] We think we're playing in a band
[04:11.94] But we'd love to give you all a hand
[04:16.96] We think we're playing in a band ("Yarrgh!")
[04:21.73] We'd love to give you all a hand
[04:26.49] We think we're playing in a band ("Ah!")
[04:31.25] We'd love to give you all a hand
