The Bidding
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[00:22.97] I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
[00:25.23] Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
[00:28.24] And even though I know I haven't got a lot
[00:30.75] I'll try to give you love until the day you drop
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[00:43.54] I've been training like a Pavlov dog
[00:45.80] Let my independence out to take a hike
[00:48.55] All you gotta do is activate my bell
[00:51.81] And I'll fetch you anything you like!
[00:54.07] Going once, going twice
[00:56.84] Every man here has a price
[00:59.60] Over where? Over there?
[01:02.35] Sold (Sold!) to not a single lady in here
[01:05.61] I've been here like a thousand times
[01:07.62] Dated every woman in the atmosphere
[01:11.13] I've been to every continent
[01:13.13] Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
[01:15.39] And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
[01:18.40] Just remember not to love me when I disappear
[01:20.66] I graduated at the top
[01:22.66] I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
[01:25.41] So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
[01:28.43] Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
[01:30.94] Going once, going twice
[01:33.70] Won't these gentlemen suffice?
[01:36.45] Any here? Any there?
[01:39.21] Any motions anywhere?
[01:41.97] Going twice, going thrice
[01:44.74] Guess this means we'll go four times a lady
[01:47.98] I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need
[01:53.01] You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)
[01:59.02] And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need
[02:04.05] Don't worry, I will never let you down, let you down
[02:10.32] Don't worry, I will never let you down
[02:18.09] So many ladies are wanting for mates
[02:20.35] And the prospects are good, but the date's never great
[02:22.86] Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere
[02:25.86] They're too busy with winning the bidding to care
[02:28.63] And he's sold
