Haiku

[00:15.94] I have been trying

[00:17.95] To write a haiku for you

[00:23.22] Some things I just can't do

[00:25.73] Maybe you're beyond

[00:28.74] Ancient Asian poetry

[00:33.25] Or maybe it's just me

[00:35.76] I have been trying

[00:38.02] To get this haiku just right

[00:41.53] All night for you, alright

[00:45.29] I'm through!

[00:48.30] Maybe this poem

[00:50.55] Was lost in the sauce we spilled

[00:55.57] That never got refilled

[00:58.33] I've never thought much

[01:00.84] Of formulaic verse anyway

[01:05.60] And rhymes are not my fort–

[01:08.36] I have been trying

[01:10.61] To get this haiku just right

[01:13.87] All night for you, alright

[01:17.89] I'm through!

[01:20.90] I'm trying not to try too hard

[01:25.67] But you're hard to write down right

[01:30.69] So I pen these trite attempts

[01:35.45] At haikus for you tonight

[01:50.76] La da dee diddum

[01:53.01] Lada da dum doo diddle

[01:58.28] Dum doo la dee do

[02:00.79] There, that's sufficient

[02:03.04] I wrote a haiku for you (He wrote a haiku for you)

[02:06.56] Well, I tried at least

[02:07.81] And that's not so bad, I'm working here

[02:10.83] Can that be said for you?

[02:13.33] I'm trying not to try too hard

[02:18.10] But you're hard to write down right

[02:23.11] So I pen these trite attempts

[02:27.88] At haikus for you tonight

[02:33.65] Words don't work like Webster says

[02:38.17] They trip me up all night

[02:43.43] I'm just trying to write for you

[02:48.20] But you're hard to write down right