Beauty and the Beast - Gaston
[00:02.41] Who does she think
[00:03.16] She is?
[00:04.41] That girl has tangled
[00:05.16] With the wrong man!
[00:06.66] No one says "No"
[00:07.56] To Gaston!
[00:08.56] Darn right!
[00:09.81] Dismissed!
[00:10.56] Rejected!
[00:11.56] Publically humiliated!
[00:14.06] Why, it's more than
[00:14.81] I can bear.
[00:16.06] More beer?
[00:17.06] What for?
[00:17.81] Nothing helps,
[00:19.31] I'm disgraced.
[00:20.81] Who, you?
[00:22.06] Never!
[00:22.81] Gaston, you've got
[00:24.56] To pull yourself together.
[00:27.22] Gosh, it disturbs me
[00:28.22] To see you Gaston
[00:30.23] Looking so down
[00:31.48] In the dumps
[00:33.73] Every guy here'd like
[00:34.72] To be you, Gaston
[00:36.72] Even when taking
[00:37.97] Your lumps
[00:39.97] There's no man in town
[00:40.97] As admired as you
[00:42.98] You're everyone's
[00:43.97] Favorite guy
[00:46.48] Everyone's awed
[00:47.72] And inspired by you
[00:49.98] And it's not
[00:51.23] Very hard
[00:52.98] To see why
[00:58.72] No one's
[01:01.72] Slick as Gaston
[01:02.97] No one's quick
[01:03.73] As Gaston
[01:04.73] No one's neck's
[01:05.48] As incredibly thick
[01:07.22] As Gaston's
[01:08.23] For there's no man
[01:08.97] In town half as manly
[01:11.73] Perfect,
[01:12.23] A pure paragon!
[01:14.97] You can ask any
[01:15.72] Tom, Dick, or Stanley
[01:17.97] And they'll tell you
[01:18.97] Whose team they prefer
[01:20.48] To be on!
[01:23.48] No one's
[01:26.23] Been like Gaston
[01:27.48] A king pin
[01:28.48] Like Gaston
[01:29.48] No one's got
[01:30.23] A swell cleft in his chin
[01:31.73] Like Gaston
[01:32.48] As a specimen, yes,
[01:34.22] I'm intimidating!
[01:36.72] My, what a guy,
[01:37.47] That Gaston!
[01:39.48] Give five "hurrah's!"
[01:41.22] Give twelve "hip-hip's!"
[01:42.97] Gaston is the best
[01:44.47] And the rest is
[01:45.73] All drips
[01:48.73] No one
[01:51.48] Fights like Gaston
[01:52.48] Douses lights
[01:53.62] Like Gaston
[01:54.37] In a wrestling match,
[01:55.62] Nobody bites like Gaston
[01:57.87] For there's no one
[01:58.87] As burly and brawny
[02:01.37] As you see,
[02:01.87] I've got biceps
[02:02.87] To spare
[02:04.37] Not a bit of him
[02:05.87] Scraggly or scrawny
[02:07.50] That's right!
[02:08.50] And every last
[02:09.25] Inch of me's covered
[02:10.50] With hair
[02:11.14] No one
[02:11.89] Hits like Gaston
[02:12.63] Matches wits
[02:13.63] Like Gaston
[02:14.38] In a spitting match
[02:15.89] Nobody spits like Gaston
[02:17.89] I'm especially good
[02:19.63] At expectorating!
[02:21.64] Ptooie!
[02:22.63] Ten points for Gaston!
[02:25.13] When I was a lad,
[02:26.38] I ate four dozen eggs
[02:28.13] Every morning
[02:29.13] To help me get large
[02:31.63] And now that I'm grown,
[02:33.13] I eat five dozen eggs
[02:34.63] So I'm roughly
[02:35.88] The size of a barge!
[02:40.88] No one
[02:44.27] Shoots like Gaston
[02:45.52] Makes those beauts
[02:46.27] Like Gaston
[02:47.27] Then goes tromping around
[02:49.02] Wearing boots like Gaston
[02:50.77] I use antlers
[02:51.77] In all of my
[02:52.77] Decorating!
[02:54.77] My, what a guy,
[02:57.02] Gaston!
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