The Bad Touch
[00:00.69] Haha, well now
[00:01.76] We call this the act of mating
[00:04.67] But there are several other very important differences
[00:07.33] Between human beings and animals that you should know about
[00:41.33] Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
[00:44.52] Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
[00:48.50] So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
[00:52.48] Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
[00:54.35] And you're getting two thumbs up
[00:55.94] You've had enough of two-hand touch
[00:58.07] You want it rough, you're out of bounds
[01:00.19] I want you smothered, want you covered
[01:02.05] Like my Waffle House hash browns
[01:03.91] Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
[01:06.04] Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
[01:07.89] To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
[01:12.41] You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:17.45] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:19.32] (Do it again now)
[01:20.12] You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:23.56] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:27.02] (Gettin' horny now)
[01:59.16] Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
[02:02.61] Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
[02:06.60] Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
[02:10.32] But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
[02:12.44] Means small craft advisory
[02:14.30] So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
[02:17.76] Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
[02:22.00] So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
[02:24.39] You'll Lovett just like Lyle
[02:25.99] And then we'll do it doggy style
[02:27.84] So we can both watch X-Files
[02:30.51] You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:33.95] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:37.41] (Do it again now)
[02:38.47] You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:41.66] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:45.12] (Gettin' horny now)
[03:01.59] You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:05.30] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:08.48] (Do it again now)
[03:09.55] You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:12.48] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:16.46] You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:21.24] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:24.15] (Do it again now)
[03:25.22] You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:28.95] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:31.86] (Gettin' horny now)
