Charmless Man

[00:21.73] I met him in a crowded room

[00:25.45] Where people go to drink away their gloom

[00:30.23] He sat me down and so began

[00:33.95] The story of a charmless man

[00:38.20] Educated the expensive way

[00:41.92] He knows his claret from his Beaujolais

[00:46.18] I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray

[00:50.16] But then nature didn't make him that way

[00:54.42] He went na-na-na-na-na, na-na

[00:58.84] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na

[01:02.30] He thinks his educated airs, those family shares

[01:08.48] Will protect him, that we'll respect him

[01:12.47] He moves in circles of friends who just pretend

[01:18.71] That they like him, he does the same to them

[01:22.96] And when you put it all together

[01:25.09] There's the model of a charmless man

[01:27.77] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na

[01:31.39] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na

[01:35.24] He knows the swingers and their cavalry

[01:39.23] Says he can get in anywhere for free

[01:43.75] I began to go a little cross-eyed

[01:47.72] And from this charmless man I just had to hide

[01:51.71] He went na-na-na-na-na, na-na

[01:56.16] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na

[01:59.35] He talks at speed, he gets nose bleeds

[02:03.60] He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him

[02:09.71] And yet he tries so hard to please

[02:13.69] He's just so keen for you to listen, but no one's listening

[02:20.34] And when you put it all together

[02:22.72] There's the model of a charmless man

[02:40.26] He thinks his educated airs, those family shares

[02:46.63] Will protect him, that you'll respect him

[02:50.35] And yet he tries so hard to please

[02:54.33] He's just so keen for you to listen, but no one's listening

[03:00.99] And when you put it all together

[03:03.38] There's the model of a charmless man

[03:05.77] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na

[03:09.49] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na

[03:13.47] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na

[03:17.72] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na

[03:20.38] Na-na-na-na-na, na

[03:22.24] Na-na-na-na-na, na, na