Convoy

[00:04.94] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck

[00:07.07] You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?

[00:10.26] Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure

[00:14.25] By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon

[00:17.96] Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen

[00:19.82] Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy

[00:22.48] Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

[00:31.77] Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

[00:33.10] In a Kenworth pullin' logs

[00:34.70] Cab-over Pete with a reefer on

[00:36.82] And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

[00:39.21] We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh

[00:41.07] 'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town

[00:42.93] I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

[00:45.32] "And I'm about to put the hammer down"

[00:47.71] 'Cause we got a little ol' convoy

[00:49.56] Rockin' through the night

[00:51.69] Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy

[00:53.55] Ain't she a beautiful sight?

[00:56.21] Come on and join our convoy

[00:58.07] Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

[01:00.20] We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

[01:02.58] 'Cross the USA

[01:05.24] Convoy! (Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck)

[01:08.96] And, you wanna back off them hogs? Convoy

[01:11.61] Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so.

[01:13.21] Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here

[01:17.73] By the time we got into Tulsa Town

[01:19.85] We had eighty-five trucks in all

[01:22.24] But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf

[01:24.10] And them bears was wall-to-wall

[01:26.49] Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper

[01:28.88] They even had a bear in the air!

[01:30.74] I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck

[01:32.87] "We about to go a-huntin' bear"

[01:36.05] 'Cause we got a great big convoy

[01:37.65] Rockin' through the night

[01:40.57] Yeah, we got a great big convoy

[01:42.70] Ain't she a beautiful sight?

[01:44.83] Come on and join our convoy

[01:46.41] Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

[01:48.27] We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

[01:49.87] 'Cross the USA

[01:52.52] Convoy! (Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen?)

[01:57.03] Convoy! (Negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close)

[02:01.55] Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses

[02:02.62] Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

[02:05.54] Well, we rolled up Interstate 44

[02:07.14] Like a rocket sled on rails

[02:09.52] We tore up all of our swindle sheets

[02:11.38] And left 'em settin' on the scales

[02:13.77] By the time we hit that Chi-town

[02:15.63] Them bears was a-gettin' smart

[02:18.03] They'd brought up some reinforcements

[02:19.88] From the Illinois National Guard

[02:22.27] There's armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps

[02:24.93] And rigs of ev'ry size

[02:26.52] Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears

[02:28.65] And choppers filled the skies

[02:31.03] Well, we shot the line and we went for broke

[02:33.16] With a thousand screamin' trucks

[02:35.55] An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus

[02:37.41] In a chartreuse micra-bus

[02:41.14] Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over

[02:43.52] Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster?

[02:45.11] Listen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey?

[02:48.04] Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get

[02:53.62] Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore

[02:54.94] Prepared to cross the line

[02:56.54] I could see the bridge was lined with bears

[02:58.67] But I didn't have a dog-goned dime

[03:00.79] I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

[03:02.92] "We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll"

[03:05.57] So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight

[03:08.75] I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4"

[03:10.62] 'Cause we got a mighty convoy

[03:12.74] Rockin' through the night

[03:14.34] Yeah, we got a mighty convoy

[03:15.66] Ain't she a beautiful sight?

[03:18.31] Come on and join our convoy

[03:19.91] Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

[03:22.04] We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

[03:24.43] 'Cross the USA

[03:26.56] Convoy! (Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?)

[03:31.33] Convoy! (OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure)

[03:35.06] Convoy! (Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears)

[03:39.30] Convoy! (Off your tail, We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side)

[03:43.55] Convoy! (We gone, 'bye, 'bye)