Assault & Batteries
[00:00.32] Breaking news alert
[00:01.92] A deadly shootout at a local toy store
[00:04.57] Has left one police officer wounded and a wanted serial killer dead
[00:08.56] We're back, our next guest claims her son's doll is possessed
[00:12.81] By the spirit of a dead mass murderer...
[00:14.93] I'll be watching over you and every move you make
[00:19.21] I may be made of plastic, but I'm wide awake
[00:22.95] I'll be right by your side until the day you die
[00:26.65] Your friend until the end, I'm your Good Guy
[00:31.43] Hey, Andy!
[00:33.30] It's time to play, motherfucker!
[00:35.95] Through a child's eye, you'll find it's hard to refuse
[00:39.14] A friendly freckled face (oh, honey, isn't he cute?)
[00:42.08] But little do they know, little do they see
[00:45.00] (That play time is over!)
[00:46.85] It's a killing spree, bitch
[00:50.84] Na-na-na boo-boo, he's gonna get you
[00:53.76] E-V-I-L
[00:55.36] D-O-L-L
[00:56.68] Na-na-na boo-boo, violence and voodoo
[01:00.14] You won't ever grow up
[01:02.28] You won't make it past six
[01:03.87] 'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
[01:07.06] You won't ever grow up
[01:08.39] He'll toy with you 'til you die
[01:10.52] To prove that evil comes in every size
[01:16.89] One child holds the truth, but he's labeled a liar
[01:19.01] (One doll dismembered them all!)
[01:21.14] (With no assembly required)
[01:23.01] They won't know what to say
[01:24.34] They won't know what to do
[01:25.67] ('Cause the carnage continues at a store near you!)
[01:31.51] Na-na-na boo-boo, he's gonna get you
[01:34.43] E-V-I-L
[01:36.05] D-O-L-L
[01:37.63] Na-na-na boo-boo, violence and voodoo
[01:40.56] You won't ever grow up
[01:42.17] You won't make it past six
[01:43.76] 'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
[01:46.95] You won't ever grow up
[01:48.27] He'll toy with you 'til you die
[01:50.40] To prove that evil comes in every size (na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
[01:53.86] And once he's planted his seed
[01:57.04] You'll know your life's been uprooted
[01:59.96] 'Cause safety's not guaranteed
[02:02.89] (Assault and batteries included)
[02:05.82] Stitched back together, it seems
[02:08.75] By the evil bride of his dreams
[02:11.71] (Heaven help you) if you hear him scream
[02:14.89] Ade Due Damballa
[02:17.81] (Attention shoppers, one soul left in stock)
[02:20.49] Ade Due Damballa
[02:23.70] (A new kid on the chopping block)
[02:27.16] Yeah
[02:49.51] You won't ever grow up
[02:51.64] You won't make it past six
[02:53.26] 'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
[02:56.43] You won't ever grow up
[02:57.76] He'll toy with you 'til you die
[02:59.62] To prove that evil comes in every size (na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
[03:02.81] You won't ever grow up
[03:03.87] You won't make it past six
[03:05.73] 'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
[03:08.92] You won't ever grow up
[03:10.25] He'll toy with you 'til you die
[03:12.37] To prove that evil comes (evil comes)
[03:16.36] Evil comes
[03:19.02] In every size
[03:23.26] Na-na-na boo-boo, fuck you!
