JonLajoie - Every day normal guy 2

[00:02.32] You want some more of this, bitch?

[00:08.43] Back in the heezy

[00:11.88] We could do this all year long

[00:18.26] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another

[00:20.91] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:23.57] I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover

[00:26.49] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:29.15] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

[00:31.53] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:33.92] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

[00:36.59] I was walking down the street just the other day

[00:39.50] I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way

[00:42.16] "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say

[00:44.81] But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake

[00:47.48] So I put my head down, and I just walked away

[00:50.40] I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great

[00:53.05] Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play

[00:55.70] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass

[00:58.10] Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life

[01:00.75] I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night

[01:03.94] To be productive at work, I got to be well rested

[01:06.59] Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said

[01:11.64] I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter

[01:14.57] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:16.96] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

[01:19.88] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:22.27] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

[01:24.92] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:27.32] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

[01:29.71] I'm from a lower-middle class family

[01:32.90] Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

[01:35.82] I have good memories from my childhood, bitch

[01:38.47] My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch

[01:40.86] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long

[01:43.79] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

[01:46.17] And then I played with my motherfucker all day long

[01:49.10] About ten times a day, man, all year long

[01:51.75] My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it

[01:54.15] Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

[01:59.99] Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you

[02:02.38] Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye

[02:05.04] Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

[02:07.69] Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy

[02:10.34] Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry

[02:13.27] Like that time in grade three, when a girl called me Stupid Face

[02:15.93] She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?

[02:18.58] Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?

[02:21.24] A person could be stupid, but a face? That's impossible

[02:24.16] Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it

[02:26.56] Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

[02:31.60] When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher

[02:34.78] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:37.17] When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather

[02:40.10] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:42.49] I like the first Back To The Future, but the second one was better

[02:45.15] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:47.27] I like red peppers better than the green ones

[02:54.17] Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

[02:59.49] Mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker

[03:04.54] Go, go, go, go, go shawty

[03:06.13] It's your birthday

[03:08.53] Go party like it's your birthday

[03:11.44] I wasn't invited, but it's okay

[03:14.10] I'll just stay at home and play some video games