yt1s.com - Welcome to the Internet Bo Burnham from Inside ALBUM OUT NOW
[00:01.34] Welcome to the internet
[00:02.93] Have a look around
[00:05.05] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:08.24] We've got mountains of content
[00:10.37] Some better, some worse
[00:12.49] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:16.47] Welcome to the internet
[00:18.07] Come and take a seat
[00:19.66] Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:23.66] There's no need to panic
[00:25.77] This isn't a test, haha
[00:27.90] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
[00:31.91] Welcome to the internet
[00:33.75] What would you prefer?
[00:35.09] Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:39.35] Be happy
[00:40.68] Be horny
[00:41.47] Be bursting with rage
[00:43.61] We got a million different ways to engage
[00:47.07] Welcome to the internet
[00:48.97] Put your cares aside
[00:50.55] Here's a tip for straining pasta
[00:52.15] Here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:54.55] We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
[00:58.29] And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
[00:59.88] Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[01:02.01] Welcome to the internet
[01:03.33] Hold on to your socks
[01:04.93] 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:08.11] They are grainy and off-putting
[01:09.71] He just sent you more
[01:11.84] Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[01:14.49] See a man beheaded
[01:15.56] Get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.88] Show us pictures of your children
[01:18.47] Tell us every thought you think
[01:20.08] Start a rumor, buy a broom
[01:21.39] Or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:22.73] Or DM a girl and groom her
[01:24.05] Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
[01:25.91] Here's a healthy breakfast option
[01:27.51] You should kill your mom
[01:28.84] Here's why women never fuck you
[01:30.16] Here's how you can build a bomb
[01:31.49] Which Power Ranger are you?
[01:33.35] Take this quirky quiz
[01:34.67] Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:39.20] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:40.54] All of the time?
[01:42.15] A little bit of everything
[01:43.74] All of the time
[01:45.08] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:46.40] And boredom is a crime
[01:47.99] Anything and everything
[01:49.32] All of the time
[01:50.38] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:52.24] All of the time?
[01:53.58] A little bit of everything
[01:55.20] All of the time
[01:56.52] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:58.12] And boredom is a crime
[01:59.44] Anything and everything
[02:01.05] All of the time
[02:11.42] You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:19.13] Not very long ago
[02:23.11] Just before your time
[02:26.85] Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:33.74] This was catalogs
[02:36.39] Travel blogs
[02:38.52] A chat room or two
[02:41.98] We set our sights and spent our nights
[02:45.96] Waiting
[02:49.41] For you, you, insatiable you
[02:56.85] Mommy let you use her iPad
[03:01.10] You were barely two
[03:04.02] And it did all the things
[03:07.21] We designed it to do
[03:12.25] Now look at you, oh
[03:15.98] Look at you, you, you
[03:22.88] Unstoppable, watchable
[03:27.40] Your time is now
[03:29.25] Your inside's out
[03:31.12] Honey, how you grew
[03:34.57] And if we stick together
[03:38.28] Who knows what we'll do
[03:42.27] It was always the plan
[03:45.73] To put the world in your hand
[03:53.70] Hahaha
[04:01.13] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:04.85] All of the time
[04:07.51] A bit of everything
[04:09.63] All of the time
[04:12.57] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:14.69] And boredom is a crime
[04:17.35] Anything and everything
[04:20.01] All of the time
[04:21.07] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:22.66] All of the time
[04:24.26] A little bit of everything
[04:25.60] All of the time
[04:26.91] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:28.78] And boredom is a crime
[04:29.84] Anything and everything
[04:31.17] And anything and everything
[04:32.49] And anything and everything
[04:34.09] And all of the time
