Drunk

[00:08.14] Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow

[00:10.27] Responsible night for a polite fellow

[00:12.39] Say "Hello" to my friends and comrades

[00:14.52] Don’t tend to offend so I say "Perhaps"

[00:16.38] Just two drinks! As a social courtesy

[00:19.03] We can raise a glass to our past fraternity

[00:21.16] And certainly, a perfectly normal informal get together

[00:23.28] But it’s been forever since we gathered so whatever

[00:25.14] Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times

[00:27.53] Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes

[00:29.66] The whole nine, laughing, remembering all the old lines

[00:31.78] Never used to work but I could 'em give another try

[00:33.91] Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off

[00:36.03] I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced

[00:38.16] Pick up another round as my friends depart and

[00:40.28] They may not stick around but I just got started

[00:42.67] Feel so much better than usual

[00:45.33] I feel indisputable, oh

[00:51.44] I think that I might be beautiful

[00:54.89] Just five drinks! Fuckin' treat myself

[00:57.28] Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf

[00:59.41] Spend like God, put on airs to sell it

[01:01.53] Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous

[01:03.66] Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war

[01:05.78] I’m gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door

[01:08.17] Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom

[01:10.83] And I'm feeling like committing a crime

[01:12.16] Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count

[01:14.28] I can’t remember the night, what I drank or the amount

[01:16.67] I’m fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling

[01:20.13] Sorry, was I saying something?

[01:21.19] Twelve drinks! Strolling out of the hospital

[01:23.05] Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?

[01:25.44] Another night, losing it, more than I can afford

[01:27.30] Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?

[01:29.95] Feel so much better than usual

[01:32.61] I feel indisputable, oh

[01:38.45] But now I'm feeling so beautiful

[01:41.38] Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing

[01:46.95] I know that I will be ugly when

[01:49.87] I feel like myself again, oh

[01:55.72] But now I'm feeling so beautiful

[01:59.70] Bottle of Scotch, served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaca

[02:01.56] Vodka, Sake, kamikaze with a handle of Sherry

[02:03.69] A cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, chaser, Champagne float

[02:05.81] A Bourbon, hot Toddy in teacup of throat coat

[02:08.20] Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca

[02:10.59] Soju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness

[02:12.72] Tequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, Old Fashioned

[02:14.58] Dry Vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed

[02:16.70] Soldiering over, I'm slower, shoulder to shoulder with no one

[02:18.56] Stumbling, sobering, making friends with a smoker

[02:20.69] I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground

[02:22.81] Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now

[02:25.47] Try to look at Heaven and I can't see the stars

[02:27.33] A billion, trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars

[02:29.45] Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends

[02:31.58] I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again

[02:42.73] Feel so much better than usual

[02:45.39] I feel indisputable, oh

[02:51.23] But now I'm feeling so beautiful

[02:54.16] Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing

[03:00.00] I know that I will be ugly when

[03:02.66] I feel like myself again, oh

[03:08.50] But now I’m feeling so beautiful

[03:11.16] My vision is blurry, as long as I'm thirsty

[03:15.67] Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me