Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Deficio Remix) (192K)

[00:03.15] May I have your attention, please?

[00:05.78] May I have your attention, please?

[00:08.70] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[00:12.20] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[00:16.41] We're gonna have a problem here...

[00:18.33] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

[00:20.17] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

[00:22.83] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

[00:24.67] They first were divorced, suin' her over furniture (Agh!)

[00:27.31] It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

[00:29.69] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

[00:32.14] And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!

[00:34.52] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)

[00:36.37] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is

[00:38.24] By the time they hit fourth grade

[00:39.58] They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?

[00:41.42] We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals

[00:43.78] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:45.93] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:47.82] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:50.43] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

[00:52.61] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—

[00:54.72] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

[00:56.87] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:59.28] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[01:01.64] Please stand up, please stand up?

[01:04.04] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

[01:05.88] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[01:08.30] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[01:10.69] Please stand up, please stand up?

[01:13.04] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

[01:15.17] He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

[01:17.82] Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"

[01:20.78] With his windows down and his system up

[01:22.63] So will the real Shady please stand up

[01:24.46] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

[01:26.87] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[01:29.01] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[01:31.35] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

[01:33.50] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[01:35.92] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[01:38.05] Please stand up, please stand up?

[01:40.17] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

[01:42.58] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[01:44.97] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[01:47.36] Please stand up, please stand up?

[01:50.84] Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us

[01:56.12] Fuck it, let’s all stand up!