Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday (feat. Chris Brown)
[00:02.25] Lil Dicky, ooh
[00:08.45] Mustard on the beat, ho
[00:10.33] I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
[00:15.37] I’m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
[00:17.49] There’s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
[00:19.92] I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
[00:22.30] I told him I’m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
[00:24.71] Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
[00:27.35] Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
[00:28.97] Ohh, I can sing so well
[00:33.48] Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
[00:36.21] Wait, can I really say the n-word?
[00:38.06] What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
[00:40.19] Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
[00:42.63] You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y’all niggas
[00:45.06] 'Cause I’m that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
[00:46.75] I’m that nigga
[00:48.75] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[00:53.71] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[00:57.74] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[01:02.32] (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
[01:03.65] I can’t believe that it's Freaky Friday
[01:06.92] Yeah, it’s Freaky Friday
[01:09.30] I’m in Chris Brown's body
[01:11.95] I drive his Ferrari and I’m light-skinned black
[01:16.99] What the fuck?
[01:17.85] I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
[01:20.82] Ugh, what the fuck?
[01:23.00] This shit is real weak
[01:24.50] How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
[01:26.12] Walking down the street and ain’t nobody know my name (whoa)
[01:29.09] Ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
[01:31.32] Ain’t nobody judging 'cause I’m black or my controversial past
[01:33.99] I’ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
[01:36.32] Ayy, I’m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
[01:38.00] Why his momma calling all the time?
[01:39.50] Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
[01:41.08] Wait, if I’m in Dicky’s body, Breezy is who?
[01:42.75] Hope my daughter’s in school
[01:44.25] Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
[01:46.25] What would I do?
[01:46.56] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[01:51.11] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[01:55.23] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[01:59.84] (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
[02:00.88] I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
[02:04.43] Yeah, it’s Freaky Friday
[02:07.00] I’m in Chris Brown's body
[02:09.50] I look at my soft dick with delight, it’s my dream dick
[02:14.00] If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
[02:16.50] I’m tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
[02:19.00] I’m balling on the court, oh my God I can dunk
[02:21.00] Snap a flick of my junk
[02:22.50] My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
[02:24.00] Now I’m at the club, I talked my way into getting in
[02:26.20] I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
[02:28.50] I signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me in
[02:30.75] I don’t know who that is
[02:32.00] Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
[02:33.50] Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
[02:35.75] Walked up to that motherfucker
[02:37.00] Wait, think it through for a sec
[02:38.00] If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
[02:40.25] But wait, I love myself
[02:41.50] That was the key, now we're switching back
[02:44.00] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[02:48.84] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[02:52.92] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[02:57.43] (I can't believe)
[02:58.74] I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
[03:02.00] Wait, what the fuck?
[03:03.50] And now I'm in Ed Sheeran’s body
[03:08.06] It’s way less cool than being Chris Brown was
[03:11.50] What the fuck again?
[03:13.00] I’m DJ Khaled
[03:15.00] Why am I yelling?
[03:17.00] Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
[03:19.75] I got a vagina, I’m gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
[03:24.90] Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
[03:29.19] I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
