Drunk
[00:08.72] Just one drink, gonna keep it mellow
[00:10.85] Responsible night for a polite fellow
[00:12.18] Say hello to my friends and comrades
[00:14.57] Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps
[00:16.43] Just two drinks, as a social courtesy
[00:17.76] We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
[00:20.95] And certainly a perfectly normal informal get together
[00:23.07] But it's been forever since we gathered so whatever
[00:24.93] Just three drinks, for the sake of the old times
[00:27.32] Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
[00:29.44] The whole nine, laughing remembering all the old lines
[00:31.58] Never used to work but I could give 'em another try
[00:33.97] Just four drinks, y'know, take the edge off
[00:35.83] I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
[00:38.22] Pick up another round as my friends depart and
[00:40.08] They may not stick around but I just got started
[00:42.48] Feel so much better than usual
[00:48.59] I feel indisputable
[00:49.38] Oh
[00:51.77] I think that I might be beautiful
[00:55.49] Just five drinks, fuckin' treat myself!
[00:57.35] Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
[00:59.48] Spend like God put on airs to sell it
[01:01.60] Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
[01:04.26] Just six drinks, let slip the dogs of war
[01:05.85] Gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
[01:08.24] Zero to sixty I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
[01:10.64] And I'm feeling like committing a crime
[01:12.50] Just eight drinks, maybe I've lost count?
[01:14.36] I can't remember the night, what I drank, or the amount
[01:16.74] I'm fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
[01:19.93] Sorry, was I saying something?
[01:21.26] Twelve drinks, strolling out of the hospital
[01:23.12] Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
[01:25.24] Another night losing it more than I can afford
[01:27.37] Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?
[01:29.75] Feel so much better than usual
[01:32.70] I feel indisputable
[01:35.88] Oh
[01:38.54] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[01:41.19] Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing
[01:46.77] I know that I will be ugly when
[01:49.96] I feel like myself again
[01:52.89] Oh
[01:56.07] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[01:59.52] Bottle of scotch served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaça
[02:01.92] Vodka, Sake kamikaze with a handle of sherry a
[02:04.04] Cherry brandy with a Jaeger chaser champagne float
[02:06.17] A bourbon hot toddy in teacup of throat coat
[02:08.29] Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca
[02:10.15] Soju, paloma, mojito, gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness
[02:12.54] Tequila, manhattan, a margarita, old fashioned
[02:14.40] Dry vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
[02:16.79] Soldiering over I'm slower shoulder to shoulder with no one
[02:18.91] Stumbling sobering making friends with a smoker
[02:20.78] I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground
[02:23.16] Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now
[02:25.29] Try to look at heaven and I can't see the stars
[02:27.15] A billion trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars
[02:29.54] Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends
[02:31.40] I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again
[02:42.82] Feel so much better than usual
[02:45.74] I feel indisputable
[02:48.67] Oh
[02:51.32] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[02:53.98] Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing
[02:59.82] I know that I will be ugly when
[03:02.74] I feel like myself again
[03:05.93] Oh
[03:08.58] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[03:11.24] My vision is blurry
[03:13.37] As long as I'm thirsty
[03:15.76] Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me
