My dad's gone crazy

[00:20.83] Hailie:Daddy, what're you doing?

[00:23.82] Eminem:Ha Ha!

[00:25.56] Eminem & Hailie:Ok then! Everybody, listen up!

[00:32.43] Eminem:I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with me?

[00:35.55] Hailie:(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!*giggle*

[00:38.76] I think my dad gone crazy!

[00:43.31] There's no mountain I can't climb

[00:44.96] There's no tower too high,

[00:46.52] No plane that I can't learn how to fly

[00:48.07] What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you

[00:50.97] There ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to

[00:53.28] *Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound*

[00:54.37] Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls

[00:56.38] I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

[00:58.94] Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,

[01:01.30] Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall

[01:03.57] I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass off

[01:06.54] All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off

[01:09.61] Dr. Dre:Suck it marshall!

[01:11.20] Tell laura and her husband to back off

[01:12.19] Before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off

[01:14.68] And launch one of these Russians, and that's all

[01:16.83] *Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*

[01:18.38] Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off

[01:22.00] When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off

[01:24.59] Hailie:My dad's lost it

[01:26.59] Hailie, tell 'em baby

[01:26.66] Eminem:There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it

[01:28.90] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[01:31.06] Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell them baby

[01:34.03] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[01:36.76] Eminem:There's nothin' you could do or say, could eva change me

[01:39.39] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[01:41.89] Eminem:There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

[01:44.52] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[01:46.49] It's like my mother always told me

[01:47.68] Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker

[01:53.65] If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'

[01:55.89] uh..

[01:59.16] Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick

[02:01.34] Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second

[02:04.50] I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record

[02:07.21] I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy

[02:10.17] And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose

[02:13.54] Then quit bringin' my flos, quit givin' me my ammo

[02:16.27] Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M O

[02:20.21] I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo

[02:22.99] Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more

[02:25.68] Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?

[02:28.68] Hailie:Dad!

[02:34.23] Eminem:There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it

[02:36.81] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[02:38.97] Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell them baby

[02:41.95] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[02:44.29] Eminem:There's nothin' you could do or say, could eva change me

[02:47.39] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[02:49.70] Eminem:There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

[02:52.58] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[02:54.65] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

[02:57.16] And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

[02:59.95] So what you're seein' is a genius at work

[03:03.27] Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,

[03:06.49] 'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek

[03:09.58] I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue

[03:12.59] I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once

[03:15.74] And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son

[03:17.80] And walk around the rest of my life spit on

[03:20.67] And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung

[03:23.10] Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on

[03:25.83] More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

[03:30.10] Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,

[03:32.99] Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

[03:36.79] And thats pretty much the Jist of it,

[03:39.15] Parents are pissed, but the kids love it

[03:40.94] Nine millimeter, heater's stashed and two-seaters with meat cleavers

[03:44.63] I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

[03:50.72] Eminem:There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it

[03:53.35] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[03:55.36] Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell them baby

[03:58.34] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[04:01.18] Eminem:There's nothin' you could do or say, could eva change me

[04:03.80] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[04:06.03] Eminem:There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

[04:09.12] Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

[04:16.19] Eminem:Crazy

[04:24.65] You're funny daddy!