[00:15.07] I’d be gone to my dad
[00:16.07] And ask for some cash
[00:17.33] I ran out outta my money
[00:18.60] I ran out of my stack
[00:20.10] 1000 te bharni goj
[00:21.09] 1000 mein aana stack
[00:22.34] 1000 mein full moj
[00:23.62] 1000 mein puri aish
[00:25.12] Hello papa 5k kar do UPI
[00:27.38] Hain? kya? kisliye? why?
[00:29.87] You know miscellaneous expenses
[00:32.41] Thode bohot idhar udhar
[00:33.66] Thode bohot daaein baaein
[00:35.16] Arey woh I mean mujhe fees bharni hai
[00:37.94] Naya sem chalu hai na new books leni hai
[00:40.43] Aur pata hai apni woh sharma ji ki beti hai na
[00:42.98] Kaafi time se mujhe aise looks de rahi hai
[00:45.46] Usey bhi toh bataun kiska chhora hoon main
[00:47.71] Usey hawai jahaaj mein bithaake chhod aaun main
[00:50.53] Sabko pata chale aisi waisi dingey nahi haankta
[00:53.02] Khaali baaton se nahi waise bhi bohot chodda hoon main
[00:55.52] Besharam bata tujhe sharam nahi aati?
[00:58.03] Hain?
[00:59.30] Tujhe sharam nahi khaati?
[01:00.79] Kitna kharcho pe mere bata aur palega
[01:03.05] Paal paal tujhe umar meri beet gayi aadhi
[01:05.83] Kama khud juta khud jara daud bhaag kar
[01:08.34] Arey murkh arey oont jama jod bhaag kar
[01:10.87] Chaahe call centre pe jaake call kaal kar
[01:13.61] Ya baith galle pe dukaan khol khaal kar
[01:16.13] Abeey yarr BT ho gayi !
[01:18.89] Ab Job dhundun
[01:19.90] Meri toh CV kho gayi
[01:21.15] Billu paaji ko puchhta hun
[01:22.65] Main text daal ke
[01:23.92] Shayad mere laayak
[01:24.91] Vacancy padi ho koi
[01:26.45] Hello veere mila text mili jaankaari
[01:29.00] Parking lot me ek ladke ki jagah hai khaali
[01:31.50] Oho kya baat hai done deal hai paaji
[01:34.00] Meri taraf se toh maano maine maardi taali
[01:36.25] Oho swaad parchi kaatan ka sauda hai
[01:39.06] Arey dashboard koi sa na chhoda hai
[01:41.59] Aati mehengi mehengi gaadi leke
[01:43.59] Ho jata faraar gedi laake vaapas dharun
[01:44.61] Pura apna hi tora hai
[01:46.88] (Ssssss) Oyeeee kya bumper hai
[01:49.14] Utri gaadi te toh ger diya bumb reee
[01:51.89] Arrey Apan bhi rehte kati tunch reee
[01:54.13] Miss bhi conception me de gayi number hai
[01:56.89] Re waa bhi paise aali moti saammi nikal aayi
[01:59.66] Maine bhi bohot uski fer gaadi hai handaayi
[02:01.92] Usey raskin bobbin pe jaake ice cream khilaayi
[02:04.46] Uskey pegga me ghaalke ice cube bhi halaayii
[02:06.96] Ek din tadke manne apne daddy dhore legi
[02:09.73] Kehti “”Hi daddy meet Para he’s mine””
[02:12.22] Fer na hi na hello daddy bhidte nyu bola
[02:14.72] “”I love my daughter, aapko banna ghar jamaai””
[02:17.24] Kyun nahi I mean I mean why not
[02:20.00] I’ll surely think about it aur
[02:22.03] Aapko toh pata hi hai na how much I love her, bohot
[02:25.02] And even she doesn’t doubt it
[02:27.30] Waah re waah! teri bhi leela aprampaar hai
[02:30.56] Pehle haar hee haar ab Shaadi wala haar hai
[02:33.31] Badhiya hai chalo maamla set hai
[02:35.57] Roti ladki kapda aur makaan, sab uphaar hai.
