BT Ho Gayi

[00:15.05] I'd be gone to my dad

[00:16.11] And ask for some cash

[00:17.44] I ran out outta my money

[00:18.76] I ran out of my stack

[00:20.09] 1000 te bharni goj

[00:21.16] 1000 mein aana stack

[00:22.48] 1000 mein full moj

[00:23.81] 1000 mein puri aish

[00:25.14] Hello papa 5k kar do UPI

[00:27.26] Hain? kya? kisliye? why?

[00:29.92] You know miscellaneous expenses

[00:32.31] Thode bohot idhar udhar

[00:33.64] Thode bohot daaein baaein

[00:34.97] Arey woh I mean mujhe fees bharni hai

[00:37.89] Naya sem chalu hai na new books leni hai

[00:40.28] Aur pata hai apni woh sharma ji ki beti hai na

[00:42.94] Kaafi time se mujhe aise looks de rahi hai

[00:45.59] Usey bhi toh bataun kiska chhora hoon main

[00:47.98] Usey hawai jahaaj mein bithaake chhod aaun main

[00:50.37] Sabko pata chale aisi waisi dingey nahi haankta

[00:53.03] Khaali baaton se nahi waise bhi bohot chodda hoon main

[00:55.69] Besharam bata tujhe sharam nahi aati?

[00:58.34] Hain?

[00:59.40] Tujhe sharam nahi khaati?

[01:00.73] Kitna kharcho pe mere bata aur palega

[01:03.12] Paal paal tujhe umar meri beet gayi aadhi

[01:05.78] Kama khud juta khud jara daud bhaag kar

[01:08.17] Arey murkh arey oont jama jod bhaag kar

[01:10.83] Chaahe call centre pe jaake call kaal kar

[01:13.48] Ya baith galle pe dukaan khol khaal kar

[01:16.14] Abeey yarr BT ho gayi !

[01:18.80] Ab Job dhundun

[01:20.12] Meri toh CV kho gayi

[01:21.19] Billu paaji ko puchhta hun

[01:22.51] Main text daal ke

[01:23.58] Shayad mere laayak

[01:24.90] Vacancy padi ho koi

[01:26.23] Hello veere mila text mili jaankaari

[01:28.89] Parking lot me ek ladke ki jagah hai khaali

[01:31.55] Oho kya baat hai done deal hai paaji

[01:33.94] Meri taraf se toh maano maine maardi taali

[01:36.33] Oho swaad parchi kaatan ka sauda hai

[01:38.72] Arey dashboard koi sa na chhoda hai

[01:41.37] Aati mehengi mehengi gaadi leke

[01:43.50] Ho jata faraar gedi laake vaapas dharun

[01:45.89] Pura apna hi tora hai

[01:46.95] Ssssss

[01:48.01] Oyeeee kya bumper hai

[01:48.55] Utri gaadi te toh ger diya bumb reee

[01:51.73] Arrey Apan bhi rehte kati tunch reee

[01:54.39] Miss bhi conception me de gayi number hai

[01:56.78] Re waa bhi paise aali moti saammi nikal aayi

[01:59.44] Maine bhi bohot uski fer gaadi hai handaayi

[02:02.09] Usey raskin bobbin pe jaake ice cream khilaayi

[02:04.75] Uskey pegga me ghaalke ice cube bhi halaayii

[02:07.14] Ek din tadke manne apne daddy dhore legi

[02:09.80] Kehti "Hi daddy meet Para he's mine"

[02:12.45] Fer na hi na hello daddy bhidte nyu bola

[02:14.58] "I love my daughter, aapko banna ghar jamaai"

[02:17.23] Kyun nahi I mean I mean why not

[02:19.62] I'll surely think about it aur

[02:21.75] Aapko toh pata hi hai na how much I love her, bohot

[02:25.20] And even she doesn't doubt it

[02:27.06] Waah re waah! teri bhi leela aprampaar hai

[02:30.51] Pehle haar hee haar ab Shaadi wala haar hai

[02:33.17] Badhiya hai chalo maamla set hai

[02:35.56] Roti ladki kapda aur makaan, sab uphaar hai.