Anon's Perfect Musical

[00:11.07] Alright it’s time, now for the musical!

[00:13.33] I’ve had to wait, so patient dutiful

[00:16.45] Many, great ideas

[00:17.87] bopping all around inside my head

[00:19.57] But which song, for the first song?

[00:20.71] Aw who really fucking cares, LET’S GO!

[00:22.13] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[00:25.81] Wait why are you calling me a faggot?

[00:27.80] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[00:31.20] Hey at least I submitted a song, assholes!

[00:33.19] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[00:36.87] Stop derailing the threads, you gay reddit fucks!

[00:38.57] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (2x)!

[00:41.69] (sound of some anon’s gaffes YTP-ed to the rhythm of the Tuturu spam?)

[00:44.24] Down in the daily thread, I think of what to write

[00:46.79] Though board culture seems so very trite

[00:49.63] Gacha, coomer spam, more e-celeb twitter

[00:52.46] Console wars, and bait politics so bitter

[00:55.30] More waifufagging nerds, shills spamming every page

[00:57.86] Then, it’s off topic posting full of rage

[01:00.69] Daily dose, nostalgia, cunny, nikovado janny poor

[01:03.53] There are no good topics on our vidya board

[01:06.37] What’s a good point?

[01:07.79] Where do I find ideas?

[01:08.92] Todd Howard song, or some games journalism

[01:11.76] I gotta write now, I’ll check one as easy as

[01:14.31] Dubs!

[01:14.88] Fives!

[01:15.73] Fuck!

[01:16.81] A deep sea thread, or a /a n/ hijack (an ay-en hijack)

[01:19.35] All the hours, I’m never getting back

[01:22.18] ALL WHILE I haven’t found if, there is an instrumental

[01:25.31] For this project I’ll be work'n on'til it’s done

[01:27.65] Join the soundposts, or share your 3 by 3

[01:30.21] Or just complain, ‘bout other companies

[01:33.04] *PLAY DARTS*, oh Bernie! Bernie!

[01:35.03] Games for this feel, gartic sketches

[01:36.45] It barely doesn’t even rhyme

[01:37.30] Just take it easy man

[01:38.64] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[01:42.61] Stop fucking dramaposting then!

[01:44.60] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[01:48.00] Goddamnit stop bitching and just write a song!

[01:49.99] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[01:53.40] WHY THE FUCK IS THE SPREADSHEET LOCKED DOWN?!

[01:55.73] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (2x)!

[02:00.49] This year’s just the worst, threads are full of fags

[02:03.61] Catalog bogged down with crap that makes me gag

[02:06.44] Every Smash pass thread, every bait reply

[02:09.00] Why can’t you normie reddit fuckers all just die?

[02:12.11] Tripcodes with egos, sekret clubs off-site

[02:14.67] Dramafags and doomposters all starting fights

[02:17.22] Just write a song, or sing a piece, Make album art or anything

[02:20.34] Shut the fuck up n'down a bunch of cyanide!

[02:23.20] Why even try?

[02:24.34] Nobody's listening

[02:25.76] Scream at the void, all of them bickering

[02:28.31] I'm fucking done, and none of you faggots will

[02:31.15] SING

[02:31.71] MY

[02:32.56] SOOOOOONG!!!!

[02:33.37] R'member when this all used to be fun?

[02:36.20] Back in the years when we would get shit done?

[02:39.09] From these silly little yearly musicals

[02:42.21] To dating sims 'bout fucking lots of crippled girls

[02:44.48] Well fuck you, I'm still gonna try

[02:47.04] I won't let this 9th year pass me by

[02:50.16] My songs may be a bunch of stupid memes and dead horse gags from /tv/, /vg/, other boards

[02:54.41] [But at least it's not a parody of some decade old fan-song]*

[02:55.77] (spoken)

[02:56.34] I did it! Finished my song and now to add it to the spreadsheet

[02:59.18] Oh hey, there’s over 100 songs on here already, nice

[03:02.02] I guess those faggots pulled through and actually did something

[03:04.86] Let’s see what they wrote songs about:

[03:06.72] (sung)

[03:07.29] Shit post, /pol/ crap, racebait, china, newfags, (e)lection, Resetera

[03:09.56] Furries, Ponies, Barney, Baras, NTR: get cucked

[03:12.39] Fumo, 2hu, /jp/, lesbos, manga, dumping, based-Yotsuba

[03:14.95] OH NO, Shazam, falseflag, scalpers, What even the fuck?!

[03:17.78] V-tube, streamer, cropped hentai pics, shrooms and onions, s m h fam

[03:20.62] Frogpost soijack Brosnan feeder, even sneed and chuck

[03:23.17] Far Cry, pirates, blogposts, VN’s, passfags, Chris-chan fucked his mother

[03:25.73] Activision, Vidya Asses, they’ve all runamuck

[03:28.84] *Your topics all fucking suck!*

[03:31.84] What is the point?

[03:32.98] Where do I find ideas?

[03:34.40] I play no games, have fun with my anons

[03:36.95] Remember good threads, I’ll write a song easy as

[03:39.79] Stan-

[03:40.36] Ding-

[03:41.21] HEEEEEERE!!!

[03:42.06] I realize, although I lost the Game

[03:44.61] That I enjoy, this board that is aflame

[03:47.73] AND NOW I will write a song that, cel’brates our anons

[03:50.57] As all of us together are Hiro and Moot’s sons

[03:53.12] Although sometimes, I might click onto /u/

[03:55.68] I’m always here, I never can leave (You)

[03:58.51] IT’S FUN, but hey you know

[04:00.50] Chaos is in the master plan

[04:01.64] Who cares abou-oh fuck is that Jack Garland?

[04:03.05] [straight up just the line of him saying he's here to kill chaos]*

[04:04.75] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[04:08.10] Faggot Faggot...

[04:10.14] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[04:13.77] Faggot Faggot...

[04:15.28] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (3x)!

[04:18.97] OKAY FINE I'M A DAMN FAGGOT FUCK OFF!

[04:20.96] !FAGGOT FAGGOT (2x)!