Stan

[00:00.01] Stan - Eminem, Dido

[00:00.40] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

[00:04.41] Got out of bed at all

[00:06.90] The morning rain clouds up my window

[00:10.65] And I can't see at all

[00:12.90] And even if I could it'll all be gray

[00:16.40] Put your picture on my wall

[00:18.91] It reminds me, that it's not so bad

[00:22.65] It's not so bad

[00:24.65] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

[00:28.66] Got out of bed at all

[00:30.90] The morning rain clouds up my window

[00:34.65] And I can't see at all

[00:36.90] And even if I could it'll all be gray

[00:40.15] Put your picture on my wall

[00:43.16] It reminds me, that it's not so bad

[00:45.15] It's not so bad

[00:48.41] Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'

[00:51.40] I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

[00:54.16] I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

[00:57.15] There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

[01:00.40] Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

[01:03.15] But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?

[01:06.40] My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father

[01:08.66] If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?

[01:10.92] I'm a name her Bonnie

[01:12.41] I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry

[01:14.90] I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him

[01:18.16] I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

[01:20.91] I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam

[01:24.66] I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

[01:27.65] I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat

[01:30.41] Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back

[01:33.41] Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

[01:35.66] This is Stan

[01:36.65] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

[01:40.65] Got out of bed at all

[01:42.91] The morning rain clouds up my window

[01:46.40] And I can't see at all

[01:49.15] And even if I could it'll all be gray

[01:52.15] Put your picture on my wall

[01:55.16] It reminds me, that it's not so bad

[01:58.66] It's not so bad

[01:59.91] Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

[02:03.16] I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans

[02:06.66] If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert

[02:09.16] You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew

[02:12.16] That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

[02:14.66] We waited in the blistering cold for you,

[02:16.66] For four hours and you just said, "No."

[02:18.16] That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol

[02:21.15] He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

[02:24.40] I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to

[02:26.92] Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back

[02:30.90] See I'm just like you in a way

[02:32.40] I never knew my father neither

[02:34.15] He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

[02:36.66] I can relate to what you're saying in your songs

[02:39.15] So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on

[02:41.91] 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

[02:45.16] I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

[02:48.41] Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

[02:51.16] It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

[02:54.15] See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it

[02:57.15] My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7

[03:00.40] But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does

[03:02.91] She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man

[03:06.90] I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

[03:08.66] Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too

[03:12.41] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

[03:16.65] Got out of bed at all

[03:18.65] The morning rain clouds up my window

[03:22.66] And I can't see at all

[03:24.90] And even if I could it'll all be gray

[03:28.41] Put your picture on my wall

[03:31.15] It reminds me, that it's not so bad

[03:34.65] It's not so bad

[03:36.16] Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans"

[03:39.16] This will be the last package I ever send your ass

[03:41.91] It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?

[03:44.40] I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

[03:48.15] So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

[03:51.16] I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

[03:53.90] Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka

[03:56.41] You dare me to drive?

[03:57.42] You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

[04:00.40] About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning

[04:03.15] But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?

[04:06.16] That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning

[04:09.15] Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy

[04:11.91] And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

[04:15.16] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

[04:18.15] I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it

[04:21.66] You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

[04:24.65] And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

[04:27.41] I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

[04:30.40] See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!

[04:32.90] Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk

[04:36.16] But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you

[04:39.15] 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too

[04:41.91] Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now

[04:45.16] Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

[05:00.40] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

[05:04.41] Got out of bed at all

[05:06.90] The morning rain clouds up my window

[05:10.40] And I can't see at all

[05:12.91] And even if I could it'll all be gray

[05:16.16] Put your picture on my wall

[05:19.15] It reminds me, that it's not so bad

[05:22.40] It's not so bad

[05:24.15] Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

[05:27.15] You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?

[05:30.16] Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that

[05:33.15] And here's an autograph for your brother

[05:34.65] I wrote it on the Starter cap

[05:36.40] I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you

[05:39.40] Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you

[05:42.41] But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?

[05:45.40] I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you?

[05:48.65] You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling

[05:51.15] To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

[05:54.40] And what's this shit about us meant to be together?

[05:56.91] That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other

[06:00.16] I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

[06:03.15] Or maybe you just need to treat her better

[06:05.15] I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

[06:09.16] Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine

[06:11.91] If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan

[06:14.90] Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

[06:18.65] I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

[06:21.15] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

[06:24.40] Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

[06:26.91] And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid

[06:29.90] And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to

[06:32.90] Come to think about, his name was, it was you

[06:36.90] Damn!