Everyday Normal Guy 2 - Jon Lajoie
[00:00.01] Everyday Normal Guy 2 - Jon Lajoie
[00:01.01] You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.
[00:13.20] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucker
[00:16.69] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another.
[00:19.23] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
[00:22.13] I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover.
[00:24.52] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:27.17] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
[00:29.84] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:32.50] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.
[00:34.61] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:37.56] I saw these two fine bitches
[00:39.14] They were walkin my way
[00:40.46] Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?
[00:41.53] Is what I wanted to say
[00:42.87] But suddenly I panicked
[00:44.45] My voice started to shake.
[00:45.78] So I put my head down
[00:47.10] And I just walked away
[00:48.43] I had a bus to catch anyway,
[00:49.76] It worked out great.
[00:51.09] Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
[00:53.75] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
[00:56.66] Yo, what can I say,
[00:57.73] It's just a day in my life
[00:59.06] I'm up early in the morning
[01:00.37] In bed early at night.
[01:01.72] To be productive at work
[01:03.04] I gotta be well rested.
[01:04.64] Yeah muthafucka,
[01:05.96] You heard what I just said.
[01:07.55] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:09.96] I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
[01:12.60] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
[01:15.25] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
[01:17.91] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:20.56] I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
[01:23.22] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
[01:25.90] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
[01:28.28] I'm from a
[01:29.35] Lower-middle class family,
[01:30.68] Me and my brothers and sisters
[01:32.19] Played hide and seek,
[01:33.77] I have good memories
[01:35.10] From my childhood bitch,
[01:36.70] My favorite toy
[01:37.39] Was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
[01:39.10] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
[01:41.81] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:44.20] And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
[01:47.12] About 10 times a day man, all year long.
[01:49.78] My favorite song motherfucker
[01:51.11] I don't like to admit it
[01:52.44] Is a Celine Dion song
[01:53.77] From the movie Titanic.
[01:55.11] Every night in my dreams,
[01:57.76] I see you I feel you
[02:00.68] Every time I hear that fuckin shit
[02:02.27] A tear comes to my eye.
[02:03.34] Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
[02:05.45] Though I'm not afraid to say
[02:07.04] That I'm a sensitive guy,
[02:08.36] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:09.97] But it's the words that make me cry.
[02:11.30] Like that time in Grade 3
[02:12.37] When a girl called me stupid face,
[02:14.22] She really hurt me,
[02:15.30] Why'd she call me stupid face?
[02:16.89] Is my face stupid?
[02:18.22] How's that even possible?
[02:19.54] A person can be stupid
[02:20.59] But a face? That's impossible.
[02:22.19] Shit happens all the time
[02:23.25] And you learn how to deal with it,
[02:24.84] Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit.
[02:27.23] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:30.16] When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
[02:32.55] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:35.48] When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
[02:37.88] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:40.52] I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
[02:43.17] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
[02:45.84] I like red peppers better than the green ones.
[02:47.95] Ooooohoooooo savin up my money
[02:52.08] To go buy a new dishwasher.
[02:55.26] Mine broke about 6 months ago.
[02:58.34] Mother fucker.
[03:00.99] Go Go Go Go
[03:04.89] Go shorty, it's your birthday,
[03:07.00] Go party like it's your birthday.
[03:09.40] I wasn't invited, but it's okay.
[03:12.04] I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
