My Band

[00:01.70] I don't know dude

[00:03.55] I think everybody's all jealous and shit

[00:05.88] 'Cause I'm like, the lead singer of the band, dude

[00:08.59] And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me, dude

[00:12.02] And they need to take it up with me after the show

[00:14.91] Because

[00:15.98] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:19.96] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:23.94] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[00:27.88] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:31.52] So I get off stage, right, drop the mic

[00:33.42] Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like

[00:35.74] "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady

[00:37.62] I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"

[00:39.80] They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him"

[00:41.65] "Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem"

[00:43.51] "I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock"

[00:45.66] "Please, Marshall, please let me suck your cock"

[00:47.21] Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

[00:49.59] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

[00:51.46] All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes

[00:53.62] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

[00:55.51] So like every single night they pick a fight with me

[00:57.37] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

[00:59.55] 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

[01:01.40] Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

[01:03.52] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

[01:05.42] 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be

[01:07.82] This rock star shit, it's the life for me

[01:09.37] And all the other guys just despise me because these

[01:11.49] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[01:15.92] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[01:19.68] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[01:23.87] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[01:27.01] My band, my band, my band, my band

[01:31.23] My band, my band, my band, my band

[01:34.98] My band

[01:37.25] Alright, okay, alright

[01:39.42] Give me the mic, man

[01:40.53] Okay, come on, man

[01:41.76] You need to give me this mic (ah, yeah)

[01:43.49] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?

[01:45.61] ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools

[01:47.46] Smash these vocals and do a performance

[01:49.64] But we in the van and he in a tour bus

[01:51.79] You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

[01:53.65] And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva)

[01:55.77] And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

[01:57.40] 'Cause our shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal

[01:59.57] See I know how to rap, see it's simple but

[02:01.42] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

[02:03.63] So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map

[02:05.49] Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[02:07.67] Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

[02:09.55] Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks

[02:11.40] Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?

[02:13.33] No, I had an interview not you two

[02:15.48] You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck

[02:17.55] And our mics are screwed up, and his always sound best

[02:19.70] You know what, man? I'ma say somethin'

[02:21.56] Ayo Em, you got somethin' to say? Man, nothin'

[02:23.71] I thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's up?

[02:25.59] Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up

[02:27.38] And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew

[02:29.52] Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear

[02:31.58] Aw, man, whatever, I swear, man

[02:32.02] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[02:35.80] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[02:39.99] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[02:43.76] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[02:47.28] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not

[02:49.41] Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks

[02:51.52] How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?

[02:53.42] I should cut his mic off when the music starts

[02:55.29] (Ayo it's-) ready to snap on a dumbass fan

[02:57.45] Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band"

[02:59.78] We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments

[03:01.31] So why he gettin' ninety and we only get ten percent?

[03:03.49] And these guys acting funny every area code

[03:05.40] Proof, carry my bag, bitch, carry your own

[03:07.57] Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

[03:09.45] Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

[03:11.57] Goddamn it, I'm sick of this group (fuck D12)

[03:13.71] Time for me to go solo and make some loot (yeah)

[03:15.58] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

[03:17.44] 'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (take this)

[03:19.63] "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back

[03:21.49] "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back

[03:23.64] For the media, I got some suggestions

[03:25.77] Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions

[03:27.53] Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"

[03:29.47] (But what about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?

[03:31.61] Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group

[03:33.75] Big-ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)

[03:35.79] 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff

[03:37.40] Did two and a half and couldn't get up (uh)

[03:39.53] Fuck D12, I'm outta this band

[03:41.39] I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

[03:43.55] Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?

[03:50.16] And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name (man, fuck this)

[03:59.84] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[04:04.03] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (fuck Marshall)

[04:08.03] 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (yeah)

[04:12.02] All because I'm the new lead-

[04:15.47] My band, my band (your band)

[04:17.34] My band, my band (our band, your band)

[04:18.94] My band, my band (you man, you man)

[04:21.09] My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shante, you lesbian)

[04:26.16] Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12

[04:31.64] I'm the lead singer of my band

[04:32.96] I get all the girls to take off their underpants

[04:35.38] I'm the lead singer of my band

[04:36.92] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:39.58] My salsa, whoa

[04:41.63] Look out for my next single, it's called, "My Salsa"

[04:45.34] My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa

[04:47.16] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:49.86] And take off their underpants

[04:51.46] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:53.66] And take off their underpants

[04:55.52] My salsa

[04:56.52] Where'd everybody go?