True Crime

[00:00.60] I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry

[00:06.07] Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime

[00:11.12] Romance and bad guys and plot twists and vampires

[00:14.84] And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar

[00:19.88] White chalk outline, caution tape and flashing lights

[00:24.04] Let me tell you 'bout the night I died

[00:27.76] I pulled up to the party, wide-eyed, thinking that I had arrived

[00:32.97] Eating all my innocence in a cherry pie

[00:36.16] Now you'd never believe what

[00:37.40] Barbie's doin' in the bathroom

[00:40.85] Werewolves on the hunt, it's not even a full moon

[00:45.37] Superman, he don't have superpowers

[00:49.62] Just liquid courage and a little white powder

[00:54.39] I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry

[00:59.70] Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime

[01:04.41] Romance and bad guys and plot twists and vampires

[01:08.04] And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar

[01:13.08] Mary had a little crush, but now her heart is broke

[01:17.06] Said he was a gentleman, but now he's just a ghost

[01:21.59] Leaned in, kissed her neck and said, "No one has to know."

[01:26.37] But he told everyone he knows, now Mary's just a joke

[01:30.52] Prince Charming is just a frog in disguise

[01:34.25] Who gets a lot of Botox and memorizes his lines

[01:38.76] Even villains look good in a suit and tie

[01:42.66] If they have to say it, well, they're probably not a good guy

[01:47.70] I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry

[01:53.01] Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime

[01:57.53] Romance and bad guys and plot twists and vampires

[02:01.79] And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar

[02:06.56] Glitter, spandex, porcelain, plastic

[02:10.99] Add revenge, but make it romantic

[02:15.33] Why's the ending have to be tragic?

[02:20.29] Well, that's how you make Hollywood magic

[02:23.65] I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry

[02:28.70] Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime

[02:33.22] Romance and bad guys and plot twists and vampires

[02:37.48] And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar

[02:41.98] Yeah, I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a li-li-li-liar

[02:46.23] Yeah, I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar