Mr Schwartz

[00:11.34] Put your heavy metal to the test

[00:19.09] There might be half a love song in it all for you

[00:26.33] Timing wise, it's probably for the best

[00:34.50] Come here and kiss me now, before it gets too cute

[00:42.73] Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew

[00:49.91] Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit

[00:57.08] And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes

[01:11.15] Gradually, it's coming into view

[01:19.91] It's like your little directorial debut

[01:26.82] As fine a time as any to deduce

[01:33.73] The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue

[01:42.78] But Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew

[01:49.95] Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit

[01:57.38] And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes

[02:05.63] And if we guess who I'm pretending to be

[02:11.53] Do we win a prize?

[02:16.31] Having attempted twice, both incorrectly

[02:22.98] Do we get a third try?

[02:33.72] The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch

[02:42.48] There's not one goddamn thing that you can do about it

[02:50.24] But Mr. Schwartz is havin' tea with the grips

[02:57.67] Askin' after all the wives and the kids

[03:05.37] It's at the heart of what the business is