Enderman Rap

[00:01.34] Enderman Rap

[00:05.07] Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm

[00:07.80] The sickest musician, the slickest magician

[00:09.93] Who’ll slip and then zip into different positions

[00:11.79] While lifting a brick with no slip of permission

[00:13.63] I’m not the most vicious of villain

[00:15.79] I’m nicking it just to make Vanilla thrilling

[00:17.66] I’m not into killing but if you were given the gift of intuition

[00:21.90] Then keep me within your peripheral vision

[00:23.78] 'Cause I’m of a jittery disposition

[00:25.91] I’m a nervous guy that prefers to hide

[00:28.04] I’m terrible shy and I don’t know why

[00:29.91] So please, do me the following courtesy

[00:31.76] And never look me in the purple eyes

[00:33.62] I’m averse to being observed at night

[00:35.47] So if you see me, you deserve to die

[00:37.64] You don’t want to mess with the endermen

[00:41.64] No, no, no, no, no, no, no

[00:45.63] You don’t want to mess with the endermen

[00:49.58] No, no, no, no, no

[00:52.52] No

[01:09.79] I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door

[01:13.25] What, chap, are you asking for more?

[01:15.36] Boy, you’re jibbering, jabbering like an old

[01:17.51] Man reminiscing of back in the war

[01:19.63] I’m naturally, massively tall

[01:21.23] I should be practising basket-ty ball

[01:23.40] But I can’t find a ball without corners at all

[01:25.26] So, I’m passing the time by unstacking your wall

[01:27.38] If we pass in the hall, you’re gon' have to ignore me

[01:29.24] Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor

[01:31.12] Grab a map and explore the various biomes

[01:33.26] But be aware this is my home

[01:35.13] I roam through the night alone hoping to find someone I can bone

[01:39.11] But I’m out of sight and mind and time like a rotary-dial phone

[01:43.40] I don’t want to die alone, my type of solo’s a xylophone

[01:47.38] You don’t want to mess with the endermen

[02:10.76] No, no, no, no, no, no, no

[02:15.06] You don’t want to mess with the endermen

[02:19.31] No, no, no, no, no

[02:21.43] Rockit

[02:22.84] You don’t want to mess with the endermen

[02:26.82] No, no, no, no, no, no, no

[02:30.80] You don’t want to mess with the endermen

[02:34.79] No, no, no, no, no

[02:39.03] Don’t look me in the eye, you better run and hide

[02:45.23] I’m chasing after you until you die

[02:49.46] Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed

[02:53.18] I’m hunting you tonight until you die

[02:57.43] It’s time to tell the truth, a bomb you can’t defuse

[03:01.43] So easily amused to watch you die

[03:05.39] Don’t you try to fight, you’re lucky you’re alive

[03:09.39] I have you in my sights

[03:11.51] No, no, no, no

[03:12.85] Now you see me, now you don’t

[03:14.70] Shoving a dirt block down your throat

[03:16.31] You better not be getting out your boat

[03:18.70] I suggest that you don’t leave the house alone

[03:20.30] Oh no, I’m on a mission to win this staring competition

[03:24.28] I’ll let you live on just one condition

[03:26.67] If you put a pumpkin upon, you’re forgiven

[03:28.26] No, no, no, no