Fat funny friend
[00:00.73] I break the ice
[00:04.74] So they don't see my size
[00:09.52] And I have to be nice
[00:13.78] Or I'll be the next punchline
[00:19.11] I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
[00:23.63] Who only exist to continue the story
[00:28.21] The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off-screen
[00:32.44] So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[00:37.49] Can't be too loud
[00:39.59] Can't be too busy
[00:41.98] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[00:46.23] Can't be too proud
[00:48.36] Can't think I'm pretty
[00:50.50] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[00:56.07] I say I'm okay
[01:00.59] 'Cause they wouldn't care anyway
[01:04.83] And I could try to explain
[01:09.36] But my efforts in vain
[01:11.76] They can't relate to how I've
[01:15.20] Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
[01:19.45] If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
[01:23.71] I've done every diet to make me look thinner
[01:28.25] So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
[01:33.07] Can't be too loud
[01:35.19] And can't be too busy
[01:37.31] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[01:41.57] Can't be too proud and
[01:44.30] Can't think I'm pretty
[01:45.89] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[01:50.93] Life of the fat, funny friend
[01:55.19] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:00.49] It's funny when I think a guy likes me
[02:04.74] And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "Let's go to eat"
[02:09.50] It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
[02:13.76] Dresses and thigh highs, while I hide my body
[02:18.50] Can't be too loud
[02:20.89] And can't be too busy
[02:22.76] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
[02:27.27] Can't be too loud
[02:29.44] And can't be too busy
[02:31.83] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[02:36.09] Can't be too proud and
[02:38.21] Can't think I'm pretty
[02:40.60] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[02:45.12] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:49.36] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:54.15] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:58.40] Life of the fat, funny friend
[03:03.75] I've drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
