04 - My Name Is
[00:00.00] My Name Is - Eminem
[00:00.54] Lyrics by:M. Mathers/Dr. Dre
[00:00.88] Composed by:M. Mathers/Dr. Dre
[00:01.22] Eminem:
[00:01.24] Hi my name is what
[00:03.20] My name is who
[00:04.59] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[00:06.88] Hi my name is huh
[00:08.81] My name is what
[00:10.18] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[00:12.55] Hi my name is what
[00:14.44] Excuse me
[00:14.91] My name is who
[00:15.84] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[00:18.30] Hi my name is huh
[00:20.01] My name is what
[00:20.62] Can I have the attention of the class for one second
[00:21.74] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[00:23.53] Eminem/Dr. Dre:
[00:24.14] Hi kids do you like violence
[00:26.02] Yeah yeah yeah
[00:26.55] Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids
[00:29.32] Uh-huh
[00:29.84] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did
[00:32.14] Yeah yeah
[00:32.60] Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse than my life is
[00:35.04] Huh
[00:35.49] My brain's dead weight I'm tryna get my head straight
[00:37.60] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
[00:40.60] Oh
[00:40.92] And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead"
[00:43.58] Uh-uh
[00:44.24] "Then why's your face red
[00:45.53] Man you wasted"
[00:46.49] Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
[00:48.90] 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.91] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:54.72] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:57.72] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a*s
[01:00.33] Faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast
[01:03.05] Come here slut "Shady wait a minute that's my girl dawg"
[01:06.03] I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off
[01:08.68] Eminem:
[01:08.83] Hi my name is what
[01:10.60] My name is who
[01:11.98] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[01:14.27] Hi my name is huh
[01:16.17] My name is what
[01:17.59] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[01:19.91] Hi my name is what
[01:21.81] My name is who
[01:23.22] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[01:25.51] Hi my name is huh
[01:27.44] My name is what
[01:28.83] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[01:31.21] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
[01:33.89] Shh
[01:34.24] Thanks a lot next semester I'll be 35
[01:36.85] I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
[01:40.22] And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
[01:42.41] Ow
[01:42.70] Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
[01:45.25] Flashed the bartender then stuck my d**k in the tip cup
[01:48.15] Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians in a spaceship
[01:51.57] While they're screaming at me "Let's just be friends"
[01:53.99] 99 percent of my life I was lied to
[01:56.37] I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do
[01:59.11] D**n
[01:59.60] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:02.07] Make a record about doin' d**gs and name it after her
[02:05.05] Oh thank you
[02:05.49] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.50] And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
[02:09.90] Ahh ahh ahh
[02:10.68] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[02:12.54] Dude can I get your autograph
[02:13.44] So I signed it "Dear Dave thanks for the support a*****e"
[02:16.04] Hi my name is huh
[02:17.97] My name is who
[02:19.33] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[02:21.62] Hi my name is what
[02:23.55] My name is who
[02:24.92] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[02:27.21] Hi my name is huh
[02:29.16] My name is who
[02:30.56] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[02:32.80] Hi my name is what
[02:34.79] My name is who
[02:36.19] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[02:38.53] Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away
[02:41.19] Get him
[02:41.43] Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
[02:44.29] I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die
[02:46.51] F**k that
[02:46.89] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:49.71] Huh yup
[02:50.23] Am I comin' or goin'
[02:51.66] I can barely decide
[02:52.85] I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive
[02:55.52] Go ahead
[02:55.98] All my life I was very deprived
[02:57.92] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:01.03] Whoops
[03:01.41] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
[03:03.67] I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks
[03:06.37] Come here
[03:06.62] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09.49] How you gonna breastfeed me Mom
[03:10.93] You ain't got no tits
[03:12.69] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:15.02] With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
[03:17.43] Bang
[03:17.63] 'Cause I'm steamin' mad
[03:18.70] Grr
[03:18.98] And by the way when you see my dad
[03:20.83] Yeah
[03:21.17] Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[03:23.29] Hi my name is what
[03:25.27] My name is who
[03:26.64] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[03:28.95] Hi my name is huh
[03:30.88] My name is what
[03:32.29] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[03:34.54] Hi my name is who
[03:36.48] My name is huh
[03:37.87] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
[03:40.19] Hi my name is huh
[03:42.11] My name is who
[03:43.51] My name is chka-chka Slim Shady
