Riverdale - According To Chris - Carrie The Musical Episode - Riverdale Cast (Official Video)

[00:06.13] Guess what, ever since the world began

[00:09.12] Same plot, everyone's been dumping

[00:11.88] On their fellow men

[00:13.39] Pounding people they feel better than

[00:16.65] I hope you're taking notes cause

[00:18.13] You feel everyone deserves a shot

[00:21.13] Get real

[00:22.37] Some of us have got it, girl

[00:23.88] And some got squat

[00:25.40] That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not

[00:28.88] I hate to break it to you

[00:30.39] My daddy taught me

[00:32.13] You get nowhere being nice

[00:36.13] So now I'm sharing his advice

[00:40.88] The world according to Chris is

[00:43.36] Better to strike than get struck

[00:46.38] Better to screw than get screwed

[00:48.73] You'd probably think it's bizarre

[00:52.23] But that's the way things are

[00:55.29] But that doesn't mean it has to be that way!

[00:57.51] What does it cost to be kind?

[00:59.51] Ew, what have you done with my best friend?

[01:03.01] My daddy taught me

[01:05.00] Who's on top and who's below

[01:09.01] And now its time I let you know

[01:13.51] The world according to Chris is

[01:16.03] Better to punch than get punched

[01:19.01] Better to burn than get burned

[01:21.26] Learn that and you're gonna go far

[01:24.77] Cause that's the way things are

[01:26.76] Ha-na na na na na na na na

[01:29.76] Ha-na na na na na na na

[01:33.01] Ha-na na na na na na na na

[01:35.63] (Let’s party people)

[01:36.40] Ha-na na na na na na na

[01:38.13] (According to Chris)

[01:39.42] The world according to Chris

[01:41.88] (Her world)

[01:42.15] The world according to Chris

[01:44.89] (According to Chris)

[01:45.39] The world according to Chris

[01:48.13] (Her world)

[01:48.66] Her world according to Chris

[01:51.40] (Her world)