everyday normal guy
[00:06.82] Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long
[00:12.66] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:15.50] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
[00:17.88] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:20.81] I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
[00:23.46] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:26.02] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
[00:28.67] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:31.33] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
[00:33.98] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:36.64] I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
[00:39.29] "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
[00:41.69] But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
[00:44.61] So I put my head down, I just walked away
[00:47.27] I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
[00:49.92] Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
[00:52.57] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bace
[00:55.50] Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
[00:57.90] I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
[01:00.55] To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
[01:03.90] Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
[01:05.95] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:08.61] I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
[01:11.26] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:13.91] My favorite movies as a kid were
[01:15.41] Superman and Ghostbusters
[01:16.64] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:19.29] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
[01:21.95] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:24.61] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
[01:27.27] I'm from a lower-middle class family
[01:29.92] Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
[01:32.58] I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
[01:35.49] My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
[01:38.15] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
[01:40.54] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:43.21] And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
[01:46.04] About ten times a day, man, all year long
[01:48.42] My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
[01:51.35] Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
[01:54.26] (Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
[01:59.31] Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
[02:01.98] Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
[02:04.63] Yo, I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy
[02:07.29] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:08.88] But it's the words that make me cry
[02:10.11] Like that time in grade three
[02:11.34] When a girl called me Stupid Face
[02:13.20] She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
[02:15.76] Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
[02:18.15] A person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
[02:20.80] Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
[02:23.73] Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
[02:26.12] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:28.78] When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
[02:31.43] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:34.09] When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
[02:36.74] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:39.40] I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
[02:42.06] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:44.72] I like red peppers better than the green ones
[02:47.56] Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
[02:54.74] Mine broke about six months ago...
[02:57.92] Motherfucker
[03:00.47] Go, go, go, go shawty
[03:04.62] It's your birthday
[03:05.94] Go party like it's your birthday
[03:08.33] I wasn't invited, but it's okay
[03:11.25] I'll just stay at home, and play some video game
