Fictional Men
[00:00.05] So, here's the deal
[00:02.67] I met this guy like a month ago
[00:05.59] I got to thinking and I was like "What the hell!"
[00:08.78] The only problem is that he's on a screen
[00:11.41] But he is the man of my dreams
[00:14.07] And in my head I had it all planned out
[00:17.73] A little picket fence and a house (Three dogs)
[00:20.65] It's stupid
[00:21.99] My mind is not grasping that he's on paper
[00:26.99] I guess I'll just
[00:28.05] Hold my breath and count to ten
[00:30.18] Why do I always fall for fictional men?
[00:33.39] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[00:36.58] 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
[00:39.47] And I'm way too old to play pretend
[00:42.13] But still I always fall for fictional men
[00:45.58] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[00:48.50] 'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy
[00:52.22] The actor's cute, but he's like 33
[00:55.14] I guess that's only ten years old than me (Give or take)
[00:58.33] Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine
[01:01.25] To be completely honest 2020's killing me
[01:04.17] Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks
[01:07.10] We get it, you've been alone for like six months
[01:10.02] But he's not real, face the facts
[01:12.92] This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act
[01:20.36] Yeah I know, I think I'm just gonna
[01:22.47] Hold my breath and count to ten
[01:24.32] Why do I always fall for fictional men?
[01:27.50] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[01:30.43] 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
[01:34.14] Way too old to play pretend
[01:36.26] But still I always fall for fictional men
[01:39.72] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[01:42.64] 'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy
[01:46.10] Hold my breath and count to ten
[01:48.20] Why do I always fall for fictional men?
[01:51.66] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[01:54.71] 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
[01:57.90] I'm way too old to play pretend
[02:00.29] But still I always fall for fictional men
[02:04.01] My heart and mind won't seem to align
[02:06.64] 'Cause I've fallen in love
[02:09.30] With a fictional guy
