Ripped Pants

[00:00.68] I thought I had everybody on my side

[00:03.61] But I went and blew it all sky high

[00:07.32] And now she won't even spare a passing glance

[00:11.85] All just because I ripped my pants

[00:15.56] When big Larry came 'round just to put him down

[00:19.55] Spongebob turned into a clown

[00:23.26] And no girl ever wants to dance

[00:26.99] With a fool who went and ripped his pants

[00:30.96] I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse

[00:34.95] But the pain feels so much worse

[00:38.94] 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

[00:42.66] Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns!

[00:51.15] Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

[00:54.61] So listen, and you won't regret

[00:58.33] Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

[01:02.58] And you won't end up like the fool

[01:06.56] Who ripped his pants